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So, you saw it. Don't pretend you didn't. How many plotholes did you count in Pirates of the Cashmoney 2: Curse of the Greedy Mouse?
It began with a plot hole, wherein Keira Knightley sits weepily in the rain (after the zooming tracking shot that lingered on her damp bosoms... sad when a movie peaks so early, isn't it?). Yet, in the next scene, the wedding is being stormed, and Keira is locked away in a prison cell with no opportunity to sit and weep in the rain (What rain? Where did this rain come from!?)
Also, many, many times characters jumped into a longboat with no food or water, and just started rowing and VOILA! picked up by another ship, and directed directly to the director's chosen destination.
So, let's count the plotholes. I've mentioned what... 4? How many times did characters find their perfect drift exactly? I think 4?
It began with a plot hole, wherein Keira Knightley sits weepily in the rain (after the zooming tracking shot that lingered on her damp bosoms... sad when a movie peaks so early, isn't it?). Yet, in the next scene, the wedding is being stormed, and Keira is locked away in a prison cell with no opportunity to sit and weep in the rain (What rain? Where did this rain come from!?)
Also, many, many times characters jumped into a longboat with no food or water, and just started rowing and VOILA! picked up by another ship, and directed directly to the director's chosen destination.
So, let's count the plotholes. I've mentioned what... 4? How many times did characters find their perfect drift exactly? I think 4?