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(in case any preface is necessary - I'm not whining, I'm just playin' around and thought you'd like to play, too)
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There's no crying in baseball, and there's no fudge almond peanut butter delight in publishing.

But there is here at Café Genre !

Step right up, order whatever you'd like. Tired of seeing only Romance, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, Mainstream, Literary and YA on your agent's menu? You've come to the write place !

Here at Café Genre, we'll mix up whatever combination platter you've got a hankerin' for.

Want a big bowl of Horror with Romance/Mystery overtones that would appeal to lovers of Poetry?

Help yourself.

How about a plate of Literature with a side order of Slipstream that mixes well with Pulp Fiction and would appeal to anyone who's read an Oprah pick this summer?

Soup's on!

Hello, my name is Muse*, I'll be your Agent this evening. What genre would you like to write in?




*be kind, tip your waitress
 

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Humour Horror with a side dish of risque Poetry, please.
 

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Black pudding with a cross-over of hot-cross bun fetishistic banality bent toward technical manuals with a dose of clotted cream
 

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No Muse clots make it in England to put on the scones-but my appetite is insatiable-which may or may not at times include clots!
 

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Who else thinks Horror and Romance aren't too far removed? :D
 

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MidnightMuse said:
Who else thinks Horror and Romance aren't too far removed? :D
me!

and Jaycinth. I think I can vouch for her on that subject.