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MidnightMuse
07-12-2006, 12:27 AM
(in case any preface is necessary - I'm not whining, I'm just playin' around and thought you'd like to play, too)
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There's no crying in baseball, and there's no fudge almond peanut butter delight in publishing.

But there is here at Café Genre !

Step right up, order whatever you'd like. Tired of seeing only Romance, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, Mainstream, Literary and YA on your agent's menu? You've come to the write place !

Here at Café Genre, we'll mix up whatever combination platter you've got a hankerin' for.

Want a big bowl of Horror with Romance/Mystery overtones that would appeal to lovers of Poetry?

Help yourself.

How about a plate of Literature with a side order of Slipstream that mixes well with Pulp Fiction and would appeal to anyone who's read an Oprah pick this summer?

Soup's on!

Hello, my name is Muse*, I'll be your Agent this evening. What genre would you like to write in?




*be kind, tip your waitress

Unique
07-12-2006, 12:34 AM
Humour Horror with a side dish of risque Poetry, please.

davids
07-12-2006, 12:40 AM
Black pudding with a cross-over of hot-cross bun fetishistic banality bent toward technical manuals with a dose of clotted cream

MidnightMuse
07-12-2006, 01:04 AM
with a dose of clotted cream

The word clotted invariably brings to mind blood ! yikes, what an appetite you have :D

davids
07-12-2006, 01:07 AM
No Muse clots make it in England to put on the scones-but my appetite is insatiable-which may or may not at times include clots!

MidnightMuse
07-12-2006, 04:54 AM
Who else thinks Horror and Romance aren't too far removed? :D

Unique
07-12-2006, 07:50 PM
Who else thinks Horror and Romance aren't too far removed? :D
me!

and Jaycinth. I think I can vouch for her on that subject.

NightWynde
07-17-2006, 10:56 AM
Nothin' fancy, give it to me straight up. Shaken not stirred (is there any other way?) and lay it on thick-- I'm watching plot lines not calories here. Hold the cheese and make it to go.

Sidenote: Agreed, to me romance is horrifying.

TeddyG
07-17-2006, 11:05 AM
me!

and Jaycinth. I think I can vouch for her on that subject.

tsk tsk thats because Unique you never let me romance you!

persiphone_hellecat
07-21-2006, 03:17 AM
I'd like an order of scones and clotted cream with English Breakfast Tea (with sugar and cream in bone china, please) with a healthy dose of right wing rhetoric blended with Greecian historical romance and a side order of Fabio please ...