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ddgryphon
07-07-2006, 01:40 AM
I was discussing my unsuccessful attempt to turn SPAM into poetry with Michelle (drachin8). The poem is available here. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32628)

Well, the rules are this here is a list of spam e-mail headers. you may edit, move around, discard pieces, , and in general try to form a poem out of it. Preferably one that creates some tension or experience (which my example failed to do).

You may add articles, but you may not add anything else. Other than that, pretty much anything goes (you only need to use as much as you like -- no limit and no minimumf:

Have fun!

(Oh, I call this "I went to e-mail hell and all I got was this lousy spam" but you can call it anything you want).

*********<Begin Spam Subject Lines>***********************

Or clean my leisured pistachio

RE: A live so despite roe

at $1.38 per dose, this is the lowest price that i've seen for generic

on allow an production

PLEASE HELP ME.

with need or signification

Is listen the stern

Is clean to saintly

to take be multiple emerald

Be reply a junoesque amble
It give as crave

Naturally irresistible your corporate identity

Open something new for yourself

A totally new way to enjoy sex

Sir, I am interested in it

the secret to losing we 1ght

Unique
07-07-2006, 01:47 AM
Please help me
The corporate emeralds I crave
elude me.

In my dreams
I see cows on denuded hills lowing
for something new.

I long to help them
help them regain their freedom
from the high price of generic indifference

Your response
will save millions
from the cruel fate of hamburger.

drachin8
07-07-2006, 02:12 AM
Here are my two current contributions from the other thread. Wheeeeee!


Luxury Doesn't Have to Come with a Price: Spam Recycled

The stern is clean,
too saintly.
It gives a crave
at a dollar thirty-eight
per dose.

This is the
lowest price I've seen
for generic.

I listen.

Please help me
reply.


Luxury Doesn't Have to Come with a Price: Spam Recycled

Be multiple emeralds
with need.

Allow
signification.

Junoesque amble?
Too saintly
despite Roe.

I listen.

Please help me
reply.


:)

-Michelle

P.H.Delarran
07-07-2006, 10:47 AM
please help me
with signification

listen to the stern
saintly corporate emerald
who naturally craves
a secret identity

clean my leisured
multiple amble

please help me

P.H.Delarran
07-07-2006, 10:47 AM
finally a way to abuse spam :D

ddgryphon
07-07-2006, 08:10 PM
As I said elsewhere, I seem to have a tendency to try to make art out of junk. (my example is the desire to create mosaics from discarded CD's)

Thanks for joining in -- and yes, maybe everything is useful in some way.

ddgryphon
07-07-2006, 08:18 PM
I try again:

Open Something New

Live despite roe
At $1.38 per dose

Please help me.

Listen the stern
Is clean, saintly.

Please help me.

The secret I am
Interested in: multiple emeralds.

Please help me.

Clean signification
Need given as crave.

Naturally irresistible.

Please.