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MidnightMuse
07-05-2006, 10:49 PM
Sure, it was lost in June's great . . . Loss. But we can just start again :)

Take a favorite saying, phrase, proverb or whatever, and make it something else. Then leave the beginning for the next poster to play with.


If at first you don't succeed, dig the directions out of the trash.

An ill wind . . .

A. Hamilton
07-05-2006, 10:52 PM
An ill wind can be cured by lighting a candle.

Easy come...

MidnightMuse
07-06-2006, 05:07 AM
Easy come, sure, but you'll get your butt stuck in the doorway trying to leave if you eat all that fudge !

If at first you don't succeed . . .

poetinahat
07-06-2006, 05:12 AM
If at first you don't succeed... swipe the line from two posts above. :D

Better to light a candle...

Cath
07-06-2006, 05:18 AM
Better to light a candle than to light a cigarette.

A bird in the hand...

MidnightMuse
07-06-2006, 05:22 AM
A bird in the hand can be REALLY messy if you forget it's in your hand.

What goes around,

poetinahat
07-06-2006, 05:24 AM
What goes around... will usually clear up with a little penicillin.

Curiosity...

Cath
07-06-2006, 05:38 AM
Curiosity will get you kicked out of the tribe.

It takes one...

A. Hamilton
07-06-2006, 06:28 AM
It takes one accident to make your car insurance rates go up.


Take this job and...

poetinahat
07-06-2006, 06:41 AM
Take this job and... spend all your time on AW, while no one's looking.

A penny saved...

alleycat
07-06-2006, 08:43 AM
A penny saved ain't worth a plug nickel.

Gentlemen, start your . . .

A. Hamilton
07-06-2006, 08:57 AM
Gentleman, start your barbeques..the meat is marinated and ready to grill.

Real men eat...

alleycat
07-06-2006, 09:01 AM
I can't do the one I'd like to. :-(

Real men eat red meat and pee standing up.

We hold these truths to be self-evident . . .

Unique
07-06-2006, 02:40 PM
We hold these truths to be self-evident . . .some people are more equal than others.

What you don't know. . . . .

Cath
07-06-2006, 02:49 PM
What you don't know will probably hurt you, but you won't know why.

Cleanliness is next to...

Robert Toy
07-06-2006, 03:00 PM
A bag of prunes a day will keep you clean as a whistle!

BTW – has anyone ever seen a clean whistle?

alleycat
07-06-2006, 03:25 PM
Cleanliness is next to impossible if you work in a coal mine.

Nothing succeeds like . . .

[For our new players: You're suppose to finish the quote above, then leave a partial for the next person to finish in their own twisted way. :-) ]

Robert Toy
07-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Nothing succeeds like eating a . . .

MidnightMuse
07-06-2006, 06:08 PM
Here, let me:

Nothing succeeds like writing the answers on your sleeve.

'Tis better to have loved, and . . .

Robert Toy
07-06-2006, 06:43 PM
'Tis better to have loved, and never have children.

There is no fool like ….

MidnightMuse
07-06-2006, 08:49 PM
There's no fool like a middle-aged one driving a sports car.

A rolling stone gather's . . .

alleycat
07-06-2006, 08:52 PM
A rolling stone gathers a crowd. "Hey, look, a rolling stone! Wonder where it's going?"

I think that I shall never see . . .

MidnightMuse
07-06-2006, 11:21 PM
I think that I shall never see, an avatar as cute as me.

Best to let sleeping dogs. . .

davids
07-06-2006, 11:26 PM
Best to let sleeping dogs lay in an Abalone patch

If at first you don't succeed...

Robert Toy
07-06-2006, 11:29 PM
If at first you don't succeed blame it on the smallest person closest to you.

It’s easier to forgive ….

davids
07-06-2006, 11:38 PM
It's easier to forgive than get you lights punched out

If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in...

Cath
07-06-2006, 11:53 PM
If I ever would leave you it wouldn't be in Mexico because I need a translator.

Time flies when...

davids
07-06-2006, 11:56 PM
Time flies when you are sedated

One dream in my heart-one love to be...

Robert Toy
07-07-2006, 12:58 AM
One dream in my heart-one love to be cooking, cleaning and ironing.

A strong, positive self-image is….

davids
07-07-2006, 01:01 AM
A strong, positive self-image usually means that the mirror is warped

Hey there you with the stars in your...

Robert Toy
07-07-2006, 01:11 AM
Hey there you with the stars in your hair don’t you know that your blinding everyone.

Aside from just really typical recreational things, all I really do is ….

davids
07-07-2006, 01:18 AM
Aside from just really typical recreational things, all I really do is fish

He walks to the beat of a different...

Cath
07-07-2006, 01:21 AM
He walks to the beat of a different sea.

She sells seashells...

davids
07-07-2006, 01:27 AM
She sells seashells cause she aint got no ersters

The probability of neglect stands at about...

Robert Toy
07-07-2006, 01:45 AM
The probability of neglect stands at about five foot ten inches above the waterline.

I have too great a soul to….

MidnightMuse
07-07-2006, 01:47 AM
The probability of neglect stands at about 98%, unless we can find someone to take care of it.

People who live in glass houses . . .

davids
07-07-2006, 01:48 AM
I have too great a soul to stand in disdain of others

There but for the grace of Bertrand Russel go...

MidnightMuse
07-07-2006, 05:48 AM
There but for the grace of Bertrand Russel goes my mathematical thesis on religion.

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it's . . .

Cath
07-07-2006, 05:51 AM
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it's probably an FBI agent checking up on you.

When in Rome...

poetinahat
07-07-2006, 06:41 AM
When in Rome... find a girl who looks like Audrey Hepburn and whisk her away on your Vespa.

Every dog...

Dan A Lewis
07-07-2006, 07:04 AM
Every dog folds seven-deuce off-suit.

All that we see or seem...

Robert Toy
07-07-2006, 07:19 AM
All that we see or seem to have seen, has been seen by someone else before us.

It is astonishing with how little wisdom ….

Cath
07-07-2006, 04:20 PM
It is astonishing with how little wisdom, so much advice is given around here...

Once an...

alleycat
07-07-2006, 04:52 PM
Once a knucklehead, always a knucklehead. (yeah, I know . . . I used an "a" rather than "an")

Perchance, to dream . . .

davids
07-07-2006, 06:01 PM
Perchance to dream and I gotta dream that Regis Philbin has tits

Take a long walk on a short...

MidnightMuse
07-07-2006, 06:26 PM
Take a long walk on a short pair of stilts and you'll get a lot of stares.

If you love something . . .

davids
07-07-2006, 06:29 PM
If you love something cherish the hell out of it/her/him/she

Humor is lilke a hot cross-bun that...

FreeStyle
07-07-2006, 11:41 PM
Humor is like a hot-crossed bun that makes you warm in the middle and gives a mad sweet high.


Ours is not to reason why,.....

MidnightMuse
07-08-2006, 12:59 AM
Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or figure out how in the hell to read these Japanese instructions for the furnture we bought at IKEA.

To truly know a man, you must walk a mile in his . . .

davids
07-08-2006, 01:06 AM
To truly know a man, you must walk a mile in his 6 inch stilettos.

The truly humble man never considers...

Cath
07-08-2006, 01:32 AM
The truly humble man never considers helping old ladies to cross the road.

If you do that too often....

PattiTheWicked
07-08-2006, 01:37 AM
If you do that too often, you'll go blind.

Quoth the raven, "

Robert Toy
07-08-2006, 01:42 AM
Quoth the raven once recorded will not die

I hate mankind, for I think myself …

davids
07-08-2006, 02:16 AM
I hate mankind, for I think myself approbation will take me a lot farther

Et tu...

Cath
07-08-2006, 02:20 AM
Et tu Gandhi.

Once upon a....

davids
07-08-2006, 02:22 AM
Once upon a midnight cheery as I fondled warm my deary

If it aint broke don't...

Robert Toy
07-08-2006, 02:40 AM
If it aint broke don't keep it in a safe place.

Just carrying a ruler with you in your pocket…

davids
07-08-2006, 02:47 AM
Just carrying a ruler with you in your pocket does not necessarily mean that you measure up!

If I could just stand up and be...

Cath
07-08-2006, 02:49 AM
If I could just stand up and be able to see over the counter...

Mary had a little....

davids
07-08-2006, 02:56 AM
Mary had a little bit of lamb stew

Don't complain, don't...

Lady Cat
07-08-2006, 03:37 AM
Don't complain, don't mambo.

A rolling stone . . .

davids
07-08-2006, 03:58 AM
A rollinig stone loves grass not moss

The agony of defeat the thrill of...

FreeStyle
07-08-2006, 04:22 AM
The agony of defeat, the thrill of claiming the other guy cheated.


Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and.....

davids
07-08-2006, 04:23 AM
Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and find a place to hang your hat

Frankly Scarlet I don't give a ...

FreeStyle
07-08-2006, 04:34 AM
Frankly Scarlet I don't give a million dollars to skanks like you.


A hump like a snowhill, it's.....

Cath
07-08-2006, 04:40 AM
A hump like a snowhill, it's not my idea of fun.

A stitch in time....

FreeStyle
07-08-2006, 04:41 AM
A stitch in time causes wormholes.


I made him an offer he couldn't....

Cath
07-08-2006, 04:44 AM
I made him an offer he couldn't turn inside out like a popped balloon.

Ring a ring a....

FreeStyle
07-08-2006, 04:46 AM
Ring a ring a jealous thing.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first...

Godfather
07-08-2006, 05:24 AM
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first... weaving a tangled web....

obviously



how many roads must a man walk down...

Cath
07-08-2006, 05:25 AM
how many roads must a man walk down before they get that blasted song out of their head?

It takes one to...

MidnightMuse
07-08-2006, 05:50 AM
It takes one to stir the pot, and another to complain about how slowly they're stirring.

To know me is to . . .

PattiTheWicked
07-08-2006, 07:30 AM
To know me is quite a freakin' privilege.

All that glitters ...

A. Hamilton
07-08-2006, 08:53 AM
All that glitters is on sale at WalMart.

If a tree falls in the woods...

alleycat
07-08-2006, 04:12 PM
If a tree falls in the woods . . . there's goin' to be one really mad squirrel.

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go . . .

Robert Toy
07-08-2006, 04:20 PM
But I have promises to keep, and miles to go and my AMEX card is ready.

I find that acrylics dry very fast…

Godfather
07-08-2006, 05:49 PM
I find that acrylics dry very fast… in an oven.


a penny earned...

Lady Cat
07-08-2006, 06:20 PM
A penny earned is still just a penny.

A few bricks short of a . . .

alleycat
07-08-2006, 06:32 PM
A few bricks short of a enough bricks to build a barbeque pit. Damn.

Last night I dreamed I went back to . . .

Robert Toy
07-08-2006, 06:54 PM
Last night I dreamed I went back to a place I’d never been before called vu deja.

An artist shouldn't…

Godfather
07-08-2006, 06:58 PM
An artist shouldn't… be stupid, but that's not the case, is it!

i don't know but i've been told...

alleycat
07-08-2006, 07:10 PM
I don't know, but I've been told, a big legged woman is carrying quite a load.

Twinkle, twinkle . . .

Godfather
07-08-2006, 08:19 PM
Twinkle, twinkle.... snatch!


Jack and Jill went up a hill...

MidnightMuse
07-08-2006, 09:24 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a keg of brandy. Jack got stoned and stumbled home. Now Jill goes out with Randy.

If at first you don't succeed . . .

Robert Toy
07-08-2006, 10:06 PM
If at first you don't succeed suc until you do succeed

Compassion is sometimes the fatal…

Robert Toy
07-08-2006, 10:35 PM
Genius without education is like a car without an engine.

I always say shopping is cheaper…

FreeStyle
07-09-2006, 12:20 AM
I always say shopping is cheaper so I won't go out drinking.

Love is a many.....

MidnightMuse
07-09-2006, 04:22 AM
Love is a many tentacled thing. Have YOU hugged your octopus today?

What goes around . . .

Cath
07-09-2006, 04:23 AM
What goes around may not come back to smack you on the head, but, if you're lucky, it will hit the head of your worst enemy.

Sing a song of...

Rivana
07-09-2006, 08:52 PM
Time flies when it's five minutes till closing time and you're out of chocolate.

I came, I saw. . .

alleycat
07-09-2006, 09:03 PM
I came, I saw, I went. Some days it's just like that.

There's no business like . . .

FreeStyle
07-09-2006, 09:25 PM
There's no business like the sock business between my toes.


Tis a far, far better thing I do....

Cath
07-09-2006, 09:26 PM
There's no business like wormhole surfing, why hasn't anyone come up with that yet?

When in Rome...

curses, beaten to it...

Robert Toy
07-09-2006, 09:30 PM
Tis a far, far better thing I do when in Rome

If I had a nickel…

FreeStyle
07-09-2006, 09:32 PM
If I had a nickel I'd put it in my pocket. Save it for a rainy day.


Perish the....

Unique
07-09-2006, 09:37 PM
Perish the....rats who eat the icecream.

It's oven tempered for......

Robert Toy
07-09-2006, 10:00 PM
It's oven tempered for that nice smooth feeling

If frogs had wings…

FreeStyle
07-09-2006, 10:01 PM
If frogs had wings I'd scream.


It's a beautiful day in the....

MidnightMuse
07-09-2006, 11:36 PM
It's a beautiful day in the little world inside my mind.

Don't let the sun go down on . . .

Cath
07-09-2006, 11:58 PM
Don't let the sun go down on top of the moon again, it makes an awful mess and it took hours to clean up last time.

.... killed the cat.

davids
07-10-2006, 12:01 AM
Catnip killed the cat

From here to...

Cath
07-10-2006, 12:03 AM
From here to over there ... no, there ... there, that little spot just there, about 3 inches from that little red spot there. Yeah, just there (sheesh, finally!)

Smell you....

davids
07-10-2006, 12:06 AM
Smell you...love you...nevertheless you stink


Red skiy at night...

MidnightMuse
07-10-2006, 01:15 AM
Red sky at night, sailors can't write.

A rose, by any other . . .

FreeStyle
07-10-2006, 07:46 AM
A rose, by any other imagination wouldn't presume the beauty of a rose by nature.

There's nothing to fear but....

poetinahat
07-10-2006, 08:03 AM
There's nothing to fear but SpookyWriter hijacking your thread.

Tie a yellow ribbon...

FreeStyle
07-10-2006, 08:06 AM
Tie a yellow ribbon to a blue one.


B-b-b-benny and the....

A. Hamilton
07-10-2006, 08:37 AM
B-b-b-benny and the speech teacher eloped.

If I had a hammer....

Cath
07-10-2006, 04:39 PM
If I had a hammer, I'd fix that swing of PH's - it's starting to look a little rickety, doncha think?

Somewhere over the rainbow....

davids
07-10-2006, 05:54 PM
Somewhere over the rainbow pot stopped working

People in glass houses shouldn't...

Cath
07-10-2006, 06:08 PM
People in glass houses shouldn't walk around in the nude.

Once upon a time...

davids
07-10-2006, 06:09 PM
Once upon a time a Fairy Princess got her wand caught in her nickers

The fruit of the womb...

MidnightMuse
07-10-2006, 06:57 PM
The fruit of the womb will nag till the tomb.

If I had a nickel for every . . .

alleycat
07-10-2006, 07:14 PM
If I had a nickel for every post every made on AW, why, I'd have a whole bunch of nickels!

Life is a bowl of . . .

davids
07-10-2006, 07:18 PM
Life is a bowl of self indulgence

We whittle while we...

Cath
07-10-2006, 09:28 PM
We whittle while we whistle, we whistle while we whittle, whittling, whislting we.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of...

davids
07-10-2006, 11:50 PM
Sarcasm is the lowest point of self-anointing

Frilly nickers are like being covered in...

Godfather
07-10-2006, 11:53 PM
Frilly nickers are like being covered in bodily excrements.



what goes around...

Rivana
07-10-2006, 11:55 PM
What goes around is what you always catch the day before your presentation.

People who can do, people who can't...

davids
07-10-2006, 11:55 PM
What goes around usually ends up in the crapper

Said the Princess to the Prince...

davids
07-10-2006, 11:57 PM
Peope who can do, people who can't usually get caught between posts

The quest for eternal...

Rivana
07-11-2006, 12:01 AM
The quest for eternal wisdom leads you to gardening.

If you have nothing of great importance to do...

davids
07-11-2006, 12:04 AM
If you have nothing of great importance to do just shut your mouth

Life's umbilical cord is never cut it is rather just...

MidnightMuse
07-11-2006, 12:13 AM
Life's umbilical cord is never cut, it is rather just tied around your neck like a noose for eternity and beyond!

He who laughs last . . .

Rivana
07-11-2006, 12:13 AM
Life's umbilical cord is never cut it is rather just tightly wound around your neck.

Die, if you...

Rivana
07-11-2006, 12:14 AM
He who laughs last was not the one messing up this time.

Life is strange...

Cath
07-11-2006, 12:16 AM
Life is strange, when you're a stranger. It's even stranger when you're not.

If you can't say anything nice....

Rivana
07-11-2006, 12:17 AM
If you can't say anything nice, give me a rep point. (Thanks Cath.)

If the road turns...

davids
07-11-2006, 12:31 AM
If the road turns too sharply we might fall off of our tricycle

Dope is like a never ending thread of...

arrowqueen
07-11-2006, 02:21 AM
Dope is like a never-ending thread of...hey, have we got any chocolate biscuits? Wow! Cool wall-paper. Great colours...

To sleep, perchance to...

davids
07-11-2006, 02:53 AM
to sleep, perchance to be in a medical study about sleep apnia

To right the unrightable...

Unique
07-11-2006, 03:20 AM
To right the unrightable...means you're going to get a ticket if you try it between the hours of 3:30 and 5:30 pm.

When in the course of . . . . .

FreeStyle
07-11-2006, 04:14 AM
When in the course of auditioning for an opera, always gargle first.


Old MacDonald had a....

Cath
07-11-2006, 04:19 AM
Old Macdonald had a brand new porsche, all the young 'uns were jealous.

This is a far, far better....

FreeStyle
07-11-2006, 04:22 AM
This is a far, far better life I have now than the one I had before.

Rage, rage into the dying....

MidnightMuse
07-11-2006, 04:46 AM
Rage, rage into the dying thread and revive it once more, till it reachith 4,000 posts.

Ask not, what your country can do for you . . .

Cath
07-11-2006, 04:51 AM
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask rather why your country isn't doing what it can do for you.

There are moments in life when you don't know whether to....

poetinahat
07-11-2006, 04:52 AM
Ask not what your country can do for you... ask how much you can bring back duty-free.

Like the grains of sand in an hourglass...

Cath
07-11-2006, 04:54 AM
Like the grains of sand in an hourglass, Poet's hands move slowly over the keyboard...

.... is the font of all knowledge.

lazy_sod
07-11-2006, 05:01 AM
Times New Roman is the font of all knowledge.

Don't go breakin' my...

alleycat
07-11-2006, 05:16 AM
Don't go breakin' my Waterford crystal, you clod. Or it's goin' to be Dixie cups for you from now on.

Never put off until tomorrow . . .

FreeStyle
07-11-2006, 05:59 AM
Never put off until tomorrow what needed to be done yesterday.

Amo, amas...

poetinahat
07-11-2006, 06:02 AM
Amo, amas... no mas.

When life gives you lemons...

FreeStyle
07-11-2006, 06:04 AM
When life gives you lemons remember it's the thought that counts.


This little piggy went to...

Lady Cat
07-11-2006, 06:10 AM
This little piggy went to the slaughterhouse.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump . . . .

Tre
07-11-2006, 06:18 AM
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump out a window.

For some reason that is making me laugh.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

Lady Cat
07-11-2006, 06:21 AM
Mirror, Mirror on the wall . . . who's going with me to the mall?

By the pricking of my thumbs . . .

Tre
07-11-2006, 06:32 AM
By the pricking of my thumbs . . .

By the pricking of my thumbs, I have been labeled suicidial.

Mary had a little lamb...

A. Hamilton
07-11-2006, 08:31 AM
Mary had a little lamb on a kabob, and it made her stomach turn.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat...

Tre
07-11-2006, 08:43 AM
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, so I think he could eat fish.

What doesn't kill you...

A. Hamilton
07-11-2006, 09:35 AM
What doesn't kill you will cost you a fortune in doctor's bills.


If you're going to talk the talk....

Rivana
07-11-2006, 01:42 PM
If you're going to talk the talk, better wear a bullet proof vest.

Nothing is certain in life except for...

Unique
07-11-2006, 03:42 PM
Nothing is certain in life except for...if you really need it, you won't be able to find it.

Shut up and.......

MidnightMuse
07-11-2006, 06:32 PM
Shut up and answer me!

If you can't say something nice . . .

alleycat
07-11-2006, 06:35 PM
If you can't say something nice, post it in the Take It Outside forum.

There's more than one way to . . .

MidnightMuse
07-11-2006, 06:47 PM
There's more than one way to get a converstation started in Novels.

If at first you don't succeed . . .

Unique
07-11-2006, 06:52 PM
If at first you don't succeed . . .hire someone who knows what they're doing.

It's another Saturday night and . . . . . .

Shiraz
07-11-2006, 07:17 PM
It's another Saturday night and SNL is a repeat again.

(forgive me if this one has already been used - I haven't read through all the posts)

Do as I say, not as . . .

FreeStyle
07-11-2006, 08:04 PM
Do as I say, not as many people listen to me as they used to.

To be or not....

MidnightMuse
07-11-2006, 08:40 PM
To be, or not. That is the question.

Don't cry over spilt . . .

Cath
07-11-2006, 09:28 PM
Don't cry over spilt cat litter - actually, do - it soaks it all up.

Now and again....

davids
07-11-2006, 09:40 PM
Now and again the cow jumps over the moon

The eye of the agent is never...

Tre
07-12-2006, 03:23 AM
The eye of the agent is never on anything I submit.

There but for the grace of God...

davids
07-12-2006, 03:34 AM
There but for the grace of God goes toe jam

To steal a slight glance is to...

FreeStyle
07-12-2006, 03:51 AM
To steal a slight glance is to slight a steel glancer.

Forever and a....

davids
07-12-2006, 03:59 AM
Forever and 5 bucks'll get you a fancy coffee

Love is a many splendored...

MidnightMuse
07-13-2006, 04:51 AM
Love is a many splendored, chocolate-covered, heart-shaped box of doom.

Nice guys finish . . .

davids
07-13-2006, 04:54 AM
nice guys finish with a big OH HELL!

He struck a blow for justice and the American...

Unique
07-13-2006, 05:50 AM
He struck a blow for justice and the American...Pie.

All along the watchtower . . . .

Cthulhu
07-13-2006, 05:55 AM
All along the watchtower, nobody was watching.

May the Force be...

poetinahat
07-13-2006, 06:16 AM
May the Force be... 110 volts. Otherwise, my hair dryer won't work.

This above all: to thine own self...

dahmnait
07-13-2006, 06:19 AM
This above all: to thine own self...give chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.

A stitch in time...

A. Hamilton
07-13-2006, 09:00 AM
A stitch, in time, will tear and reveal your underwear.

One bourbon, one scotch...

poetinahat
07-13-2006, 09:04 AM
One bourbon, one scotch... two blue lights!

Spare the rod...

A. Hamilton
07-13-2006, 09:14 AM
Spare the rod, spare the visit from CPS.

With this ring...

threedogpeople
07-13-2006, 11:01 AM
With this ring...I thee annoy.


and staying with the theme

I now pronounce you...

alleycat
07-13-2006, 12:24 PM
I now pronounce you man and wife. Or in Mass., man and man, or woman and woman, or man and tree, or woman and shoes, or dog and cat, or . . .

You may now . . .

poetinahat
07-13-2006, 12:25 PM
You may now have a do-over.

Tramps like us, baby we were ...

Cath
07-13-2006, 03:17 PM
Tramps like us, baby, we were born to walk in a dignified fashion, not run away like those common posh folks....

Like water off a ducks....

Cthulhu
07-13-2006, 07:33 PM
Like water off a duck's new sponge.

That is not dead which...

davids
07-13-2006, 07:35 PM
That is not dead which needs a respirator

Walk softly and carry a big...

Cthulhu
07-13-2006, 07:42 PM
Walk softly and carry a big nuclear warhead.

Fool me once...

davids
07-13-2006, 08:27 PM
fool me once and I'll sprinkle salt on your tail

to be or not to be, that is the...

FreeStyle
07-13-2006, 11:56 PM
To be or not to be, that is the only line he knows.

Now and in the hour of our...

MidnightMuse
07-13-2006, 11:58 PM
Now, and in the hour of our morning constitutional, I read magazines.

A rolling stone gathers . . .

FreeStyle
07-14-2006, 12:02 AM
A rolling stone gathers a crowd, watching where it rolls and how far it will go.


Play it again,...

davids
07-14-2006, 12:49 AM
Play it again Gertrude

That's a fine how do you...

Lady Cat
07-14-2006, 01:19 AM
That's a fine how do you do it!

All that glitters is . . .

davids
07-14-2006, 01:21 AM
All that glitters is not a handful of hope

Little Jack Horner sat in a...

Lady Cat
07-14-2006, 01:35 AM
Little Jack Horner sat in a Hummer and decided to go off-roading.

Mary, Mary quite . . .

davids
07-14-2006, 01:53 AM
Mary, Mary quite contrary to her sister Sylvia who has a pot garden that is really growing.

The truly humble man never considers...

Cath
07-14-2006, 02:35 AM
The truly humble man never considers that we've already done this one and I can't remember what was said then, but it was a darn sight wittier than this....

Sing a song of....

arrowqueen
07-14-2006, 02:54 AM
Sing a song of ho's and drive-by shootings. That'll make you lots of money.

Twinkle, twinkle, little...

davids
07-14-2006, 02:58 AM
Twinkle twinkle little nose dust how I wonder where I am

I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a ...

FreeStyle
07-14-2006, 05:02 AM
I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a sea.

Space, the final....

Cthulhu
07-14-2006, 05:03 AM
Space, the final space of spaciousness.

Don't count your chickens...

Unique
07-14-2006, 05:07 AM
Don't count your chickens...when they're roosting in the neighbor's yard.

Now I lay me down to. . . . .

Cthulhu
07-14-2006, 05:10 AM
Now I lay me down to death, I hope I don't get stinky breath.

Life is like a...

Tre
07-14-2006, 05:16 AM
Life is like awesome, dude!

Sing a song of sixpence...

davids
07-14-2006, 06:03 AM
Sing a song of sixpence and they'll probably spit in yer hat

A stitch in time saves...

MidnightMuse
07-14-2006, 06:30 PM
A stitch in time saves nothing if you forget where you put it in the first place.

Time waits for no . . .

davids
07-14-2006, 06:36 PM
Time waits for no man amusing himself

A true picolo player has a really small way of...

MidnightMuse
07-14-2006, 06:57 PM
*erases first three answers* :D

A true picolo player has a really small way of accomplishing really big things.

Pink sky at night, sailor . . .

FreeStyle
07-14-2006, 09:23 PM
Pink sky at night, sailor's delight.


Stella, ....

davids
07-14-2006, 09:27 PM
Stella Artois drank her beer and slept into the night

To kiss sweet lips, to fill the night, to claw at love's true...

Unique
07-14-2006, 09:37 PM
To kiss sweet lips, to fill the night, to claw at love's true...throat means Jaycinth's home from vacation.

I think that I shall never see a . . . . . .

davids
07-14-2006, 09:39 PM
I think that I shall never see a smithy standing under some chestnut tree

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the...

FreeStyle
07-14-2006, 09:43 PM
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the fear of death would cause me to lie.


I am woman, hear me....

MidnightMuse
07-14-2006, 09:47 PM
I am woman. HEAR me ?!?

Twinkle, twinkle, little . . .

FreeStyle
07-14-2006, 09:50 PM
Twinkle, twinkle, little ring upon my finger.

Get thee behind me,....

MidnightMuse
07-14-2006, 09:54 PM
Get thee behind me and tell me if these pants make my butt look too fat.

To dream, perchance to . . .

davids
07-14-2006, 10:00 PM
To dream, perchance to get a free tank of gas

I got a feelin' deep in my...

MidnightMuse
07-14-2006, 10:21 PM
I got a feelin' deep in my gut, that I can blame chocolate, for the size of my butt.

Of all the gin joints in all the world, you had to . . .

davids
07-14-2006, 10:28 PM
Of all the gin joints in the world you had to pick one that don't have cookies

To wonder life's crooked path is like wandering a ...

Tre
07-14-2006, 11:48 PM
To wonder life's crooked path is like wandering antelopes being followed by lions.

A horse, a horse...

Ganesha
07-15-2006, 12:06 AM
A horse, a horse...my @ss is sore from riding.

half a truth is better...

davids
07-15-2006, 12:18 AM
half a truth beats the hell out of a lot of fat lies

If it feels good just...

MidnightMuse
07-15-2006, 12:46 AM
If it feels good, just pull the blinds and don't tell anyone.

What goes around . . .

davids
07-15-2006, 01:06 AM
What goes around might just come back and kick you in the rear

Dangerous is as dangerous...

Elizabeth Slick
07-15-2006, 09:00 AM
Dangerous is as dangerous as you want it to be

Tre
07-15-2006, 12:20 PM
Elizabeth Slick came to play with us.

Bambi, your mother is...

Unique
07-15-2006, 05:22 PM
Bambi, your mother is...now a tray of jerky.

All the world's a stage and . . . . .

Elizabeth Slick
07-15-2006, 11:52 PM
All the worlds a stage and there are too many flashers.

Cath
07-16-2006, 12:11 AM
Time to....

Tre
07-16-2006, 01:28 AM
Time to....

Time to brush the flamingo.

One fish, two fish...

arrowqueen
07-16-2006, 02:58 AM
...and a big plateful of chips (French fries) and mushy peas.

I have loved not wisely but...

A. Hamilton
07-16-2006, 03:02 AM
i have not loved wisely, but thank goodness for penicillin.


stupid is as...

Unique
07-16-2006, 03:40 AM
stupid is as...good as it gets sometimes.

Shake well before......

A. Hamilton
07-16-2006, 03:44 AM
shake well before going inside after a snowstorm. mom hates muddy floors.

father abraham had...

Cath
07-16-2006, 03:46 AM
father abraham had a very monotonous voice. It was not unusual for snoring to be heard in the depths of the church during Sunday sermons.

Fast cars and...

Nim
07-16-2006, 06:28 AM
fast cars and slow squirrels ain't pretty

what does it profit a man...

Tre
07-16-2006, 09:03 AM
what does it profit a man...

...to draw to an inside straight?

Every dog has his...

lazy_sod
07-16-2006, 09:17 AM
Every dog has his occassional loss of bladder control where he piddles all over the new carpet.

Life is like a box of...

arrowqueen
07-17-2006, 01:47 AM
...frogs. Likely to leap off at odd angles when you least expect it.

Alas, poor Yorick...

Cath
07-17-2006, 01:49 AM
Alas poor Yorick, he gets mentioned in one line in a play and suddenly he's a celebrity.

Once upon a time in the...

alleycat
07-17-2006, 03:21 AM
Once upon a time in the woods, I turned around to see a hungry-looking bear coming after me. Those Olympic track stars have nothing on me.

I can't get no . . .

poetinahat
07-17-2006, 04:17 AM
I can't get no better at double negatives.

The world will little note, nor long remember...

MidnightMuse
07-17-2006, 05:08 AM
The world will little note, nor long remember, my chicken-fried steak, if it ain't tender.

It was the best of times, it was . . .

Cath
07-17-2006, 05:11 AM
It was the best of times, it was warm (but not too warm), sunny (but not so bad that the crops dried out) and altogether a jolly nice summer.

Peter Piper picked....

MidnightMuse
07-17-2006, 05:15 AM
Peter Piper picked the wrong grail, and turned into a skeleton in seconds flat. It wasn't pretty.

It was a dark and stormy . . .

Cath
07-17-2006, 05:17 AM
It was a dark and stormy afternoon. Suddenly a shot rang out...

Curiosity killed the...

poetinahat
07-17-2006, 05:19 AM
Curiosity killed the monogamous relationship.

Early to bed and early to rise...

MidnightMuse
07-17-2006, 05:21 AM
Early to bed and early to rise. Hours on that bike will NOT reduce those thighs.

People in glass houses . . .

alleycat
07-17-2006, 06:46 AM
People in glass houses use a whole lot of Windex.

I think that I shall never see . . .

poetinahat
07-17-2006, 06:56 AM
I think that I shall never see... the point of reality TV.

Oh say, can you see...

Tre
07-17-2006, 06:57 AM
I think that I shall never see anything again without my glasses.

Row, row, row...

NightWynde
07-17-2006, 11:51 AM
Row, row, row...fight, fight, fight, but don't feed the trolls.

Every good turn deserves...

A. Hamilton
07-17-2006, 12:12 PM
Every good turn deserves a good set of pads to complete the brake job.

faster than a....

Cath
07-17-2006, 03:11 PM
Faster than a person on laxatives.

It's a hard life being....

poetinahat
07-17-2006, 03:48 PM
It's a hard life being mistaken for Richard Simmons all the time.

Whatever doesn't kill you...