My Husband has crabs.

Last week, I had a raging case of crabs. I invited all my friends over to party.

Good thing he doesn't have lobsters. I'd butter him up in a heartbeat!

Well, yeah. But you charge a fee at the door.

In fact, it's where Spooky got his crabs, and it's why he's griping about not being able to pay me five bucks.

I'd love to have a good case of the crabs. The really big ones! mmmm


Send him my way if you can't handle it. I'll send him back home after dessert.

PeeDee said:

In fact, it's where Spooky got his crabs, and it's why he's griping about not being able to pay me five bucks.

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Hey, take it up with my chief accountant. He'll straighten it all out.

HOW, baby! Me like em engines! Big strong ones.

That's the man that brought the raging case of crabs to the party!

writerterri said:

HOW, baby! Me like em engines! Big strong ones.

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I think he's going to be busy having a powwow with PeeDee this evening.

SpookyWriter said:

I think he's going to be busy having a powwow with PeeDee this evening.

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Huhwhut!?

Mayhap someone should call and tell my wife about this...

PeeDee said:

Huhwhut!?

Mayhap someone should call and tell my wife about this...

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What?? You didn't get the email?

No. Yo' momma and I were too busy, I didn't get a chance to check.

scfirenice said:

Injun cute. Crabs bad.

Ps PeeDee, maybe you switch hit.

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switch hit? Whazzat?

Oh. Oh.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you know, at all.

Go Dodgers! Go Yankees!

Spooky, you tramp.

PeeDee said:

Spooky, you tramp.

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Hey, what's a guy to do? You gotta get your fly balls from somewhere. Yes?

PeeDee said:

Spooky, you tramp.

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That's MY title!

Ha!

One day, I'm going to start a thread title that sounds dirty but could be have a double meaning, but then when people jump in it's gonna say "for real fool, I had a threesome!" or something of the like...