Iron Hymen dot com: Warning - May offend some

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Sue-Jane R.: "Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"
 

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wtf???

any girl who talks like this is up to no good!

Muffy P.: "OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"

how can you us the word "man-lugies" and "Godly" in the same sentence? uh-er...wtf??


Trish -really creeped out by the term "man-lugies"
 

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The man-parody version of this site has a fairly insulting name that I did not notice before posting this version. If it had a different title, I'd link it. But I won't, because the title is insulting. Still it is funny satire and the guy version of this site.
 
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oh oops JST..guess i'm not as considerate, i'll hide the name.
 

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Just didn't want to offend anyone here. I didn't think to link it like that. But I've had 5 hours of sleep since last Friday due to my daughter's tonsilitis. Running on empty here. :) Thanks.
 

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Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

What?? This is insulting!!! My toilet is clean enough to drink from--- just ask my dog!!!!
 

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I'm unlovable, since I ride horses, and probably had my cherry popped a long time ago by doing so. -sigh- Oh well, I guess I'll just do my best to get by.
 

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spirit.of.the.rain said:
what the f---?

uhh no.

i believe thats what the iron hymen is trying to stop.

thank-you
 

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Bravo said:
uhh no.

i believe thats what the iron hymen is trying to stop.

thank-you

:roll:

I'm not convinced, though...In fact.....actually, that's a story for another day.
 

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special needs said:
:roll:

I'm not convinced, though...In fact.....actually, that's a story for another day.

omigoodness.

i just read spirit's age. it says shes 13.

:Jaw:
 
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