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I don’t know about you folks. But when it is my time, I want to be buried next to some interesting people. I can’t imagine going through eternity beside a redneck or a yakking (Joan Rivers type) broad. I want to rest beside someone funny. Not too funny, but just enough charm and wit to have a good conversation without running out of things to say after a couple hundred years.

Maybe I can have a few friends join me? Or maybe I can solicit people now before it is too late? What better way to plan for the future than thinking about dying?

Who would you choose? I still haven’t made up my complete list, but there are a few people I would love to spend more time with…
 

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Anya Smith said:
When I die, I don't want to be buried. I want to be cloned, get my mind interfaced into the new body and start all over. :snoopy:
Sorry, Anya. But that's already been done to extreme!

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SpookyWriter said:
I don’t know about you folks. But when it is my time, I want to be buried next to some interesting people. I can’t imagine going through eternity beside a redneck or a yakking (Joan Rivers type) broad. I want to rest beside someone funny. Not too funny, but just enough charm and wit to have a good conversation without running out of things to say after a couple hundred years.

Maybe I can have a few friends join me? Or maybe I can solicit people now before it is too late? What better way to plan for the future than thinking about dying?

Who would you choose? I still haven’t made up my complete list, but there are a few people I would love to spend more time with…

I'll save you room next to my grave. We can chat and spook people-K?
 

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when i die, i want my tombstone to have something really cool written on it.

but im not exactly sure what yet,

there was one that i thought really cool. for this art exhibition that my pop photographed, one of them was a tombstone that said 'gimme shelter' on it.
i liked it.
 

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It's the ovens for me. Too many people waiting to p!ss on my grave. I won't give them the satisfaction. Although the idea of being stuffed and mounted does have some appeal.
 

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When I die I want to be cremated. Whoever is left behind should dig a hole and pour my ashes into it. Then I want them to plant a tree on top.
 

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I want my ashes to be scattered in a mountain and on the sea.

Or, if I'm rich enough, I want my ashes to be turned to a diamond. :D
 

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I had my will drawn up that upon my death they are to leave my body on the front door of my ex-wife. Let her figure out how to get more money from me...

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I'd probably just donate my carcass to science or give the organs to someone who needed them.

What happens to my body after I die is probably the least of my worries, should that ever happen. 'Cause you know, maybe it won't. I'm hoping anyway.
 

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Carole said:
When I die I want to be cremated. Whoever is left behind should dig a hole and pour my ashes into it. Then I want them to plant a tree on top.

That's what my dad wants. We've already chosen the type of tree--a crab-apple.

I'll take an oak. Then I can return as a dryad.
 

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I would want my body to go to science, with the remains thrown in the woods to feed the wilderness.
 

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Dying? Who's dying? I'm still planning to live forever, damn it. I got stuff to do.
 

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PeeDee said:
Dying? Who's dying? I'm still planning to live forever, damn it. I got stuff to do.
Don't count on it. Life ends at 21. Or was that marriage, I can't remember...darn where are my teeth??
 

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I've always thought it would be really cool to have a pressure sensor set up in front of your casket and when someone steps on it as they come up to pay their last respects it activates a hinged slat that raises you up so it looks like you're sitting up. Then have a recording of me going "Boo!"
 
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