The Really Stupid Questions Thread

Me: "So, wanna get married?"

Oooo where to start??

Once, my mom went out while I was with my friends, and she told me to call her when I got home. Well, I got home and forgot to call her, so she called me (to the house) and asked, "Are you home yet?" I was like duh!! if you called the house number and I answered, where else can I be?

I also hate it when she asks me: "Did you arrive home?" when she sees me walk into the house. No mom, you're just hallucinating.

Or the time a friend, who had hair down to his shoulders, cut his hair really short, less than an inch long, and all day long people kept asking him:
"Did you cut your head?"
"No! My head got bigger! Duh!!"

Was that my stupid questions thread?

when people ask, "are you going to hurt me?"

that one always cracks me up.

I once called my husband at work asking him to pick me up something at the store, talked to him for five minutes, then asked him why he called me.

I use to be a waitress and got asked stupid questions on a daily basis.

Why doesn't my food look like the picture?

Can I substitute my toast for shrimp?

Why did they get their food before me? ("They" were seated at the same time as "me," but "they" ordered pancakes and "me" ordered well-done steak).

Where's the ashtray? (no smoking sign is placed directly above their heads)

If there are callous ingrates, then why aren't there smooth grates?

Since sheep are woolly, why don't they shrink when it rains?

"are you asleep?"

At the supermarket when the checkout chick asks, "Is this good?"

Duh, no, I'm buying it because it taste like cat feces.

I asked my husband, "Why don't men listen?"

He said, "What did you say? I wasn't listening."

Stupid question for a man to attempt to answer:

"Do I look fat in this dress?"

Q&A With Dumb Customers:


Q: How much does this cost?
(I look at the large, legible price tag staring right at them, then read it to them)
A: It costs --.


(Customer points to big picnic table umbrella)
Q: Can that go outside?
A: (as polite a smile as I can muster) Yes.


Q: Do you guys sell <insert item>?*
A: No, I'm sorry, we don't.
Q: Are you sure?
(Blank stare)
*think of this one along the lines of walking into Radio Shack and asking if they sell shower curtains

Do you wear it, or do I?

This happened two hours ago:

I'm a household mover. I put their new stove in and it wouldn't go back all the way - electric range replacing a gas range. The (fixed, copper) gas line blocked the space. Leading to this exchange:

Her: "Can you pull it out?"
Me: "The gas line?"
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "Uh... no."

My Favorite

Before I went in the service I was a waitress in a Chinese restaurant.

Customer: "Are you Chinese?"

Me: "No, I just look like I am.



with blonde hair and blue eyes

William Haskins said:

when people ask, "are you going to hurt me?"

that one always cracks me up.

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Me too!

My son came home tonight and I said "I left dinner out for you."

He replied "Is it the one on the counter?"

Errr...

"Should we fool around now, or is it too soon in the relationship?"

"Do you think I'm good looking?"

I recently joked to an acquaintance and said, "I look good for 75, don't I," and I could see he was seriously thinking I could be that old! Yikes. lol.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

I hit my knee on my husband's amplifier, and, after yelling "ow" and cursing a blue streak, he asked "Did you hurt yourself?"

Susie said:

I recently joked to an acquaintance and said, "I look good for 75, don't I," and I could see he was seriously thinking I could be that old! Yikes. lol.

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LOL...good thing you are married! Some men like really really older ladies. Right Braveheart?