Where in the world are you most likely to get laid?

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In Guinea, in jail.

Quick, someone. What's the URL for Travelocity.
 

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aka eraser said:
In Guinea, in a museum.

Oh crap. I hope it's not a mummy.

Just as long as the end result isn't you making someone into a mummy...

The "quiz" is actually totally random. I did it twice, inputting the same name. Good thing, too. I'm not really sure I want to go to Iran right now. Malawi is much more enticing....
 

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In Bhutan in a bar.

Where the heck is Bhutan?
 

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Okay I looked it up.

Bhutan is one of the most isolated places in the world.

Great. Perfect place for an affair.
 

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roach is most likely to get laid in Lesotho, at the local police station.

Time to visit the CIA world fact book and see where the heck Lesotho is so I'll be prepared.

ETA:

CIA world fact book said:
Basutoland was renamed the Kingdom of Lesotho upon independence from the UK in 1966. The Basuto National Party ruled for the first two decades. King MOSHOESHOE was exiled in 1990, but returned to Lesotho in 1992 and reinstated in 1995. Constitutional government was restored in 1993 after 7 years of military rule. In 1998, violent protests and a military mutiny following a contentious election prompted a brief but bloody intervention by South African and Botswanan military forces under the aegis of the Southern African Development Community. Constitutional reforms have since restored political stability; peaceful parliamentary elections were held in 2002.

If they're so peaceful what will I be doing in the police station? Hrm...


I would have thought the obvious answer to the question "Where in the world are you most likely to get laid?" would be "In bed, duh!"
 
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Some place at a racetrack, apparently. That's not true, really it's in bed in New York, but I guess that's the second most likely place...now I want to know if that's a couincidence or if the thing somehow knows I have affiliation with racetracks.
 

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They've got me pegged:

Venezuela, in a cathedral.


Oddly enough, I do have heavy Catholic tendencies, and an overwhelming obsession with the beautiful women of South American...

More importantly, I know where I am highly unlikely to get laid. Right where I'm at.
 

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Curse workplace firewalls. Site blocked. I'll check in later.

I don't care if it's random; the results are funny. Good thread.
 
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