If you knew for certain your neighbor was a vampire. . .

If he's not harming anyone or himself, no.

A quiet neighbor is a good neighbor.

If he's a Gacy-type serial killer, yes, in a heartbeat.

Who would I rat him out to?


Actually, I'd have him bite me and the rest of the family. Living forever has its advantages.

As long as he doesn't have noisy pets, I'm good with it.

eldragon said:

Who would I rat him out to?


Actually, I'd have him bite me and the rest of the family. Living forever has its advantages.

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I'd have him bite me and say 'to bad' to my family, lol.

I'd sleep with him. I hear they are great in the sack. With all those years of experience....

Jaycinth said:

So that nice middle aged man next door. The one with the immaculately manicured lawn, the cultured man-servant, the new Merceedes....you know , the one who rarely leaves his house before sunset, wears black....

He hasn't bothered you at all, but you've followed him and you KNOW he is a vampire...

Do you rat him out?

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Only if he feeds from, has sex with or harms pets, minors, and non-consenting adults, or is a carrier for STDs, in which case I'd notify Public Health department/CDC

Nah-I wouldn't rat him out. Where I come from-worse things happen to rats than to vampires. lol I wish vampires could put a few goosebumps on my flesh, but, they still don't.
Like Gillhoughly said-if it's a Gacy or Bundy type thing, then yes-anything I could do to help them on their path to hell-I'd do it.
But, if the vamps were playing with a ouija board......Now that's a different story. They produce a few goosebumps for me.

Check with your local dentist. If the guy's wearing false teeth, or going without, I'm pretty sure that you and everyone else is safe.

LOL So true! But there is a fear in being gummed to death!

Well, though I'm not terribly fond of having another man's mouth touch any part of my person, I'd probably have him bite me to convert me to vampirism. Even though the whole daylight thing would suck (no pun intended). And does food really lose its flavor? Cuz I'd miss the glory of italian cuisine especially.

My 9 year old is obsessed with not growing up. She always has been obsessed with growing up. This would be just the thing.

eldragon said:

My 9 year old is obsessed with not growing up. She always has been obsessed with growing up. This would be just the thing.

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Bad idea.... read "Interview With the Vampire".

Rat him out? Naw. But I'd probably be tempted to whack his *** just to see if they were all that and a bag of Cheetos.

That's a thought. It's not like HE would rat you out. You might get eaten though.

Is he hot?

Rat him out to WHO? Who'd believe me?

I'd let him know that I was onto him; try to make peace.

He's a VAMPIRE. I'd rather have him be my friend then my enemy, if at all possible.

I'd watch him, make notes, then an outline, then write a novel. Of course I would change his name, and hope he can't ID himself from all the other vampires in my neighborhood, and sue me!

Lady of Prose said:

I'd watch him, make notes, then an outline, then write a novel. Of course I would change his name, and hope he can't ID himself from all the other vampires in my neighborhood, and sue me!

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If you poke a really sharp stick through his reanimated ticker, the possibility of litigation becomes moot.

Ooh, ooh, I can do that! Yeah! Thanks, Liam. Now I don't have to bother my friend, Buffy.

Then I would rat him out. But who would believe me? I might follow him to find out what he does at night.

I'd give him a gift certificate to the nearest blood bank-Half a pint a day-dessert blood-not enough to dissuade him from keeping up the good work!