how much are you worth?

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find out here skip the questions that don't apply.


i am worth $1,472,058.

of course this is subjective
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, 1.4 million would never get all my kids raised properly..guess i'm not sneaking away anytime soon.
 

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$1,525,166

Being "somewhat hairy" and having size 9 feet cost me $25k.

I'm going in for a waxing - at least I can do something about that! ;)
 

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$1,747,362.00. It would have been more if I had a bigger penis.
 

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i took it again changing my eye color to green (cause they change) and it added $5000.
and big feet cost! but..cup size is irrelevant..they're just nosey.
 
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It's the IQ that bumped me up. But, if they sold me and I'm obviously smart enough to escape, why would I be worth so much?
 

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I've taken this before, being truthful then and now, and last time I was worth much less. I can't remember enough to figure out what's different.

Once again, my brain just barely beat out my body. Just like in real life!

Maryn, who thinks that if they're going to ask cup size, it should affect score
 

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$1,487,920


Funny, I couldn't find the change to buy a cokeblak this morning.

Where do I get a personal equity loan?
 

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I'm worth $2,400,862. Who knew? Lol! What size breasts do you have to have to have it count for anything?
 

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I'm surprised that my weight didn't earn me anything. I am in PERFECT shape! And I got a big fat $0 for my weight. What?
 

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I am in PERFECT shape!
I'll bet the bundle you made for humility salved the sting over not getting paid for your figure. 'Cause you're that noble kind of guy and all. ;)
 

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I'm worth 2 million and something dollars.

I got nothing for never visiting adult content websites. :Shrug: Really, it's not my fault....they're just not my thing.

-sigh-
 

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I also got nothing for working in arts/publishing. What gives? That's discrimination to writers everywhere in the world!!! Grrrrr Grrrrr.
 

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Yeah, talent and looks are worthless. I think this is based on stripping you down for salvagable parts to recycle in other more worthy human beings. Lol! Sorry, Ray.
 

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My penis size exceeded my IQ.
 

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Yeah, talent and looks are worthless. I think this is based on stripping you down for salvagable parts to recycle in other more worthy human beings. Lol! Sorry, Ray.
Then you'd think my cup size would earn me somemore dough... Implants are popular these days!
 

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I'm worth $1,447,036!!

Yeah, discriminate against people who don't know what the hell a SAT is and if it has en equivalent in Mexico.

And why don't I get extra $$ for my cup size?? Do I have to be like DDDDDDDDDDDD to get any money?? Sheeesh!!! Anything larger than DD is already disgusting.

And why don't I get anything for not drinking?? Do I need to be an alcoholic?? And is it my fault I haven't finished high school because of my age?? I thought being young and beautiful would count in my favor (ha!)

Also, no $$ for not viewing porn or gambling. Hell, I'll start viewing porn and gambling now I know it doesn't count.

Lousy test.
 

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$1,287,566. I thought it would be more, because my child has already finished college, so no more educational expenses, & I own my house outright ... but then I have size 9 feet, which costs!!
 
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