Ruin Thanksgiving in four words.

My mother is coming.

Nathan, please say Grace.

I dropped the turkey.

What day is this?

My depression flared up.

Bargain turkey! Sale prices!

I'm doing the cooking.

Going to talk politics!!!!!!! --s6

Blenders are not toys.

Dog ate the turkey

In-laws voted for Trump

Ran out of booze

The power went out

Aunt Marie's Drunken Charades.

Vegan, gluten-free, allergic

Football is so boring.

*click*

The secret ingredient? Kidneys.

Making my own Tofurky.

He's coming with you?

I forgot my meds.

Undercooked Tofurky's okay, right?

I can't eat that.

I don't like turkey
Giblets came from where?
I am calling PETA
what's in this stuffing?
Food fight with drumsticks
Baby barfed on turkey

As someone who spent more Thanksgivings than I can count (which I showed up to without complaint and just sat with a plate of safe side dishes without saying anything btw) explaining that no, still don't eat turkey, yes, turkey counts as meat, yes, it matters if there's meat in the x, y, z, no, I don't want to 'just try' the meat-based whatever....

about half of you can bite me!


BTW, I hate Thanksgiving. Big dead bird holiday.

Let's watch the Huskers.

The oven doesn't work! (true story)

Where's the activated charcoal?