Life for German Cannibal

weird and fascinating.

Hahah. This guy fascinates and gives me the creeps at once -- I'm glad he's still in the news.

His family's sure to get a slew of letters from him about how bad the prison food is.

Let us put the german cannibal on the island where we are imprisoning the child molesters. . . . .

That's awesome. I hope they stick to it.

Why is he in jail at all. The other guy AGREED to be eaten! What a travesty of justice that is.



He looks just like my next door neighbor, who also happens to be German. Hmm.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Why is he in jail at all. The other guy AGREED to be eaten! What a travesty of justice that is.

He looks just like my next door neighbor, who also happens to be German. Hmm.

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Stop thinking about sausage RIGHT NOW, Ferret!

If they were going to execute him, would he get his choice of a last meal?

Hero For Sale said:

If they were going to execute him, would he get his choice of a last meal?

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That'd be a treat. I can see it now.

Executioner: "What is your request for a final meal?"
The prisoner, grinning hugely: "You."

Gravity said:

That'd be a treat. I can see it now.

Executioner: "What is your request for a final meal?"
The prisoner, grinning hugely: "You."

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Sounds like the opening scene of a flick, or opening chapter of Cannibal Brutality: A Novel.

I see all the right people are in this thread.


truman> You're sick, man. You should get promoted to a mod.


Rev, rev.


That guy looks like he wants to treat the judge like a hoagie.

What's with the sick ****er who let his own penis be cut off, then tried to eat it?

The pair met at Meiwes's home in Rotenburg in March 2001, where they had sex before Meiwes cut off Brandes's penis, which the men then cooked and attempted to eat.

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Attempted to eat? What stopped it?

dpaterso said:

The little tyke kept skidding off the plate and rolling under the fridge.

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Thanks a lot Derek. Now I have this image of it running for its life away from those 2 crazy germans shouting "I'm not a brautwurst! I'm not a brautwurst!"

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Attempted to eat? What stopped it?

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Too much Viagra – it refused to lie down for slicing.

I have an extraordinarily high threshold for the perversely grotesque, but I've got to admit, this entire story repels and disgusts me, and not in the fun way, like with people who watch the Jerry Springer Show to complain about it.

It's creepy.


If Brandes was a homosexual, he probably agreed to a different kind of eating.

Man. Let his own penis get cut off? All the guys I know run for their lives when I get the I'm-going-to-kick-your-nuts look in my eye. If only all men were so tolerant of pain....