Heaven and Hell

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This is quite possibly the best Auto-DM I've ever received on Twitter.

A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell. She decided to check out each place first.

As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."

A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"

"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."
 

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That was great, thanks for sharing!

Hell - Beaten and tortured in a sweatshop

Heaven - Beaten and tortured in a sweatshop but you get published.

Excellent!