The Transvestite Question...

No nocturnal emissions? That would take all the fun out of it.

What?

Could I be transmutable and do the change at will? I'd be like a were-gender-human.

I'm afraid I'd keep trying to get into my pants. I mean, I'm so easy.

Can I stay a woman and just improve bits? Without scalpels and ucky things like that?

i think i would enjoy being a man for say a day or so, maybe a week. but i'd want to be all he could be, complete..well with the nighttime stuff. and then back to being a woman, a much more understanding and thus powerful, woman.

I want to be a lesbian.

I'm cool with being a dude. Chicks have to deal with too much, I don't know how y'all do it...

I'm quite happy being, and staying, a woman. Men seem to have so many issues.

I love to be a man for a year. Maybe half a year. Okay, three months and that's my final offer. Just to know what it's like. But then again, I'm oft mistaken for one around here, so...

Melisande said:

Men seem to have so many issues.

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That's funny. And men think women have so many issues.

Truth is, neither of us have issues (not being a woman, I don't know this for a fact, but I'll give ya'll the benefit of the doubt) but seem to perceive that there are said issues in the other.

I certainly have no issues except for the ones put on me by my wife.

I used to joke about being a gay man in a woman's body but my gay male friend said my bu** is waaaaaay too big for that. He's such a .........

What? No. No no no.

Not even as a temporary experiment.

Not even if there were only two men left alive and one of us had to change to keep the species alive, but the only one who qualified for the operation was me.

The more important question, I think, is if you could make the same change occur to someone else, who would you zap into a new gender?

I'd definitely make Osama Bin Laden a woman.

Yuck. I like my genitals inside my body.
It's so much neater that way.

And I prefer my hormones to be out of whack a few days in the month, not all the time.

Excess body and facial hair? No thanks.

And size does matter - when it comes to Adams apples.

And when a man looks bad, he can't do alot about it. Besides exercise and a haircut, what else is there? Make-up is a great artistic tool, and one I am not willing to give up willingly.

If I were a man, I'd be expected to belch, drink all the beer and know how to fix things. I don't want to change my tire when it's flat. I'd rather stand around looking stupid, holding my cell phone to my ear.

And I like sitting down when I pee. Who cares if I can't draw pictures in the snow with my urine?


I also appreciate the hair on the top of my head. I don't look forward to losing it, and alot of men do thin out with age.


That about does it. No thanks, LJ. I'll stay female.

The more important question, I think, is if you could make the same change occur to someone else, who would you zap into a new gender?

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I'd turn Ray into a lesbian...

The more important question, I think, is if you could make the same change occur to someone else, who would you zap into a new gender?

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Oh, heck yes. All the oppressed women in the world would become men, and their husbands would become women. PAYBACK TIME!


And Barbara Bush would become a woman.

I just to learn how to eat a tootise pop correctly.

If I could snap my fingers and have a female body, I would:

a) Quit my job and cash in my 401k,

b) Lock the door and disconnect the phone (except when ordering pizza),

c) Play with myself and take showers constantly (or both),

d) Become a Preferred Customer at Victoria's Secret.com,

e) Eat a whole cheesecake and then look in the mirror to see if I can tell a difference,

f) Go online and try to lure as many lesbians as possible to my abode,

g) Take a very long bubblebath with only candles lighting the bathroom.


And then, the next day...

Aw but I like being a women. Men have a moral issue with hitting women, I've never met a guy who'd willingly hit a girl even when seriously provoked. I like being able to pick fights with both genders

Plus, I already have my masculine hormones at a level way above normal, so I'm practically a guy

I would like to be a man. Sorry, I just never got a hold of the "get-on-with-your-life-during-your-period" thing. I still whine and complain and kick and scream and wish I was a man once a month.

And men can eat whatever they want without getting fat, so long as they work out and get nice muscles....women, on the other hand, have to watch both how much they eat AND how much they work out, for muscular women are not attractive.

-sigh- I blame my dad. Stupid x chromosone.

KTC said:

A period is an excuse I don't get to use! When I kick and scream it's because I'm kicking and screaming. That's just not fair.

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But it's just so cool to kick and scream for no reason that I'd trade you any second..... What's the matter? You don't want cramps and blood and uncontrollable hormones?

KTC said:

A period is an excuse I don't get to use! When I kick and scream it's because I'm kicking and screaming. That's just not fair.

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