Describe your perfect images of heaven and hell in 25 words or less.

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Heaven: Pretty much like in Bill & Ted, only no Keanu Reeves.

Hell: Again, like in Bill & Ted, only lots more lesbian contractors...Oh, and every customer I ever waited on at Office Max is there too:tongue
 

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I have plenty of romance and time to game, and get to see how history would have played out if certain events had happened differently.
 

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In heaven, fields of Stock perfume the air and your existence is peaceful.

In Hell, the air is thick and you feel you are alone.
 

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Ol' Fashioned Girl's on to something. Something big.

Maryn, recalling an old TV show in which a hippie has gone to hell, where an uptight suburban couple is showing him their slides from vacation, for all eternity
 
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If heaven exist the way it is often described (perfect place etc). Then I can describe what it would have to be like in three words. You are God. There isn't really any other way to have something be "perfect" for everyone.
 

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Heaven : Acceptance, peace, love, family, friends, nature.


Hell: Money, goals, power, jealousy, envy, pain, intolerance, bigotry.
 
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Heaven =
Yankee_Stadium.jpg
 
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Heaven: James Purefoy, naked, chocolate ice cream, horny-as-a-toad

Hell: "Hell is other people." -Jean-Paul Sartre
 

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Heaven = Lots of alcohol, friends, & beautiful girls to pursue.

Hell = Giant roaches overrun the earth... *shudder*
 

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Shadow_Ferret said:
Actually, that would be my idea of hell. A long, drawn out, boring idea of hell. :)

"One man's trash..."
 

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I believe heaven will consist of a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Don't believe me? Look up Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
 

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Heaven is a timeless place full of light where you can take back every wrong, and Hell is where you go to relive them forever.
 

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davids said:
Heaven is with God-Hell is without

Agreed; and I agree with Old Fashioned Girl that it starts here.
 

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billythrilly7th said:

Really?



Fenway's obviously much better, but Yankee Stadium was pretty good last night. Boy, it's tough to really decide which of George's mercenary ringers choked the hardest last night. I mean, The Unit certainly embarrassed himself --but A-Rod had the more memorable, more clear-cut screw-ups. And he was 0-fer, so I guess A-Rod was the bigger disgrace last night. Barely.

Man, they really blow.

 

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In heaven, I can get inside my favorite nintendo games (Legend of Zelda) and be part of the action. Ooooooooooooo I'd love that!! And I'd be able to write without getting distracted and I'd be more famous than Shakespeare. Yeah!!
 
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Both places are for eternity. Eternity in Heaven would get boring; eternity in hell would be unsatisfactory.
 

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threedogpeople said:
Heaven - Pure joy and no mental, physical or emotional pain.

Pain can be a good thing. Some people crave it.
 

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Heaven - an eternal sex orgy without guilt with a free daily smorgasbord and the off time to pursue whatever noble arts and hobbies you wish you'd had more time for on earth

Hell - an island surrounded by a sea of lava where the likes of Vlad the Impaler, George W. Bush and billythrilly play an eternal game of survivor. Hosted by Jeff Probst
 
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