How Will poetinahat Spend His 5,000 Post?

I'm with you Terri. He'll be so flattered you were paying attention to his post count that he'll have to spend it here on your thread!

But I've been known to be wrong from time to time...

ETA: I just realized I used my 500th post to comment on Poet's 5000th...

trying to rymthe?

KTC said:

Poet is not a vanity maven. He will spend it in the poetry section. He will not come upon this thread and sprinkle it with gratitude. You heathen uncleansed newbies. You know nothing. Go back to the end of the line!

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Kinky clown, Kinky clown
Take me with you when you drown
Cause Kinky Clown never frowns

Kinky clown, Kinky clown
Take me with you when you drown
Cause Kinky Clown never downs his booze

Kinky clown, Kinky clown
Take me with you when you drown
Cause Kinky Clown never browns his nose

Kinky clown, Kinky clown
Take me with you when you drown
Cause Kinky Clown never mounts a moose

Without Kinky the clown

KTC said:

Us kinky clowns don't drown. We float. We may smell like a fart in the wind, but we float, goshdarnit!

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I ain't no stinking poet, so how would I know it?

He'll ask MacAllister to marry him, just like all the rest. It is the required expenditure of the 5000th post. Even I'm going to do it.

KTC said:

**smells his armpits**

Hmmm? You may have a point there.

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Hey KTC, I just entered my poem into a website for the Kinky Clown contest and they want to buy it!

writerterri said:

You missed the dead line for the worst poem! Shucks. Maybe next time.

Gosh, that stunk! I would have voted for you for sure.

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Maybe I can enter next years contest?

Uh that was my KTC attempt at poetry...hahahaaa

Pssst....Poet.....over here!

September skies said:

Pssst....Poet.....over here!

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Agh! You're going to have to better than that! He can sniff out a rogue...

SpookyWriter said:

Agh! You're going to have to better than that! He can sniff out a rogue...

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Maybe that's all I need to do.
I guess you just don't know what Poet and I have, do you?

KTC said:

I am enraged.

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Does your wife know? Do you need to borrow a condom?

KTC said:

gorged/raged. I could see where you might make that mistake.

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I'm not much into chick lit, sorry.

I wish he'd hurry. It's past my bedtime!

It's not quite 2pm here in Oz--he's got all day and night to play! (Bugger you, Poet! )

Waiting... waiting...

Stew21 said:

I wish he'd hurry. It's past my bedtime!

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yeah!

hurry already dear Poet
we're waiting on you
don't you know it?
no more silly pokes
enough with the jokes
suggestions and guesses
just get out your pen and
give us your bestest.

Three words: Dance Dance Revolution.

Dammit, Rob! Where are you?!

Can't wait to see Poet/Rob's 5,000th post. Whohoo! Know he'll have many, many, many more!

5000?!?!?! Wow, he got up there fast.

I think it will involve large batches of cane toads!