(that I never taught him.)
How to suck in air and make himself burp. Over and over and over again.
How to pee outside.
How to spit.
That farts are funny. (he called them "toots")
When Scooby Doo is on (he doesn't know how to read a clock, but has a 6th sense for Scooby Doo).
That, even though he isn't sure why, The Three Stooges is Funny.
But he isn't quite sure about what to get me for Mother's Day. When asked by his Daddy, he answered, "she needs a toolbox." My husband thought that was a wonderful idea. (I'm imagining Marge Simpson getting a Bowling Ball with Homer's name engraved on it for her birthday).
So, do men take their sons aside at the age of 3 and teach them these all important things, or are they just born with it?
How to suck in air and make himself burp. Over and over and over again.
How to pee outside.
How to spit.
That farts are funny. (he called them "toots")
When Scooby Doo is on (he doesn't know how to read a clock, but has a 6th sense for Scooby Doo).
That, even though he isn't sure why, The Three Stooges is Funny.
But he isn't quite sure about what to get me for Mother's Day. When asked by his Daddy, he answered, "she needs a toolbox." My husband thought that was a wonderful idea. (I'm imagining Marge Simpson getting a Bowling Ball with Homer's name engraved on it for her birthday).
So, do men take their sons aside at the age of 3 and teach them these all important things, or are they just born with it?