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s_nov
06-09-2017, 10:00 PM
Twitter pitching is hard, right? This is a fun way to do something different! Stefon, one of Bill Hader's characters from SNL a few years ago, is one of my FAVORITE fictional characters. He was the funniest part of the show. The best part was when he'd be talking about a new club.

Example: "Opened in 2010, this active crime scene is the creation of lazily named drag queen Melvin In A Dress. It has stickballs, pickpockets, cookie crisp, a Pakistani family that cuts in line at Universal Studios."

I love Stefon. I wish we could all pitch our books this way instead of doing it in 140 characters.

I'll start: Written in 2017, this book is the product of a college has-been who once rescued a cat off the street and named him Mr. Honeybear. This book has everything: ice cream, parasailing, nipple peircings, and an old man named Scoot who likes fish.