Sunny, light winds, high of 65F.
30% chance of late afternoon stabbings.
--Introversion, feeling particularly stabby today at work...
30% chance of late afternoon stabbings.
--Introversion, feeling particularly stabby today at work...
But stabby-stabby ends with jaily-jaily and we'd miss our... *squints at avatar* fish? Fish. Thing.
Hey man, I'm writing this here crime scene! They all get stabbed, and our hero retires to a full and self-satisfied life, The End.
I understand. There might be thunderstabbing here.
Insufficient suffering. You need to emotionally scar them, and then gloat.
Or an F-5 stabnado.
I'm going to emotionally scar them right in the groin, and then gloat.
Luckily it's not bladicane season yet.
Fine. FINE.
But can they also have a lifetime of abject failure and misery?
A very short one, bleeding out on cold cold linoleum under harsh, flickery, buzzy fluorescents, yes.
Can you stare into their eyes and say "You know what you did" at the same time?
If by "eyes" you mean their stabbed-out eye-holes, then yes, yes I can.
Continuity flag. You were talking about groin-stabbing. Now there are empty eye-holes and this is a whole different genre of story.
So I've got bad aim. Meanwhile, you're nitpicking the guy with a bloody knife.
Hey man, I'm writing this here crime scene! They all get stabbed, and our hero retires to a full and self-satisfied life, The End.
He sighs. I hate man-sighs. Men don’t know how to do it right. It comes across as petulant—at best. Worst? You want to murder them, with a knife, to the chest.
See the still-beating heart that made the annoying sigh possible.Remove it, see its last beat.
Rip off a taste with your teeth. Swallow it and try not to gag like all the other times you tried not gagging on their load.
Consider the heart would taste better if pan-seared, with garlic, and onions, and green peppers…
…and served to the dog because it’s gross no matter what you do to it.
Sunny, light winds, high of 65F.
30% chance of late afternoon stabbings.
--Introversion, feeling particularly stabby today at work...
Can I watch? I'll be very quiet.