So my friend and I went out to a Chinese buffet the other night. At the end of our dinner, when we received our fortune cookies.
He promptly showed me his, telling me that he was "suddenly depressed".
I looked at the fortune and found out why. It read:
He promptly showed me his, telling me that he was "suddenly depressed".
I looked at the fortune and found out why. It read:
If you think no one cares if you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.
It's kind of discouraging when the stars of the universe are aligning to say something like that to you.