Happy Birthday, Mary!!
*leaves chocolate cake with sparkly salted caramel frosting that magically inspires more words.*
(Disclaimer: there is no guarantee that said words are good words, sensible words, or words that are Words. But they are words and since they come packaged in caramel and chocolate, they were deemed acceptable by the Writer's Birthday Board.)
(Disclaimer 2: all questions regarding the Writer's Birthday Board should be directed to the Emperor's New Book Jacket, found behind the Looking Glass.)
(Disclaimer 3: the pirates stole the map to the Looking Glass. Sorry. Just eat the cake.)