It was INCHES from his EYE!!

Crazy. What are the chances??

Bit like an episode of The Windsors, this.

Who's Princess Beatrice? I didn't know there was a Princess Beatrice.

ajaye said:

Bit like an episode of The Windsors, this.

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Totally, lol. (And I'm pleasantly surprised you got that show over there.)

Silva said:

Who's Princess Beatrice? I didn't know there was a Princess Beatrice.

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I know, right?

Silva said:

Who's Princess Beatrice? I didn't know there was a Princess Beatrice.

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How quickly they are forgotten when your cousin, first in line for the throne, shows you up with two cute little toddlers and a fashionable wife, and your ex-wife's scandals have faded.

I had to look it up. Andrew has a grown daughter. Who knew? And who remembers Andrew and Fergie? Royal scandals fade so quickly.

I know who Fergie is. Sort of.

Who could forget the toe sucking scandal?



I liked her though, as scandalous royalty goes.

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She was under a Hat at a wedding.

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Weren't they all?

Or was that some other event?

First year I went to London, there were posters glued on many available surfaces for an employment agency. They'd used a picture of Prince Charles with the caption, "Don't settle for a long-term temp assignment."

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I think the real story here is how close Ed Sheeran came to being a victim of 2016.

Was she standing in a lake? Are we back to watery tarts lobbing scimitars at people as a system of government?

I know who Beatrice is. She's got these huge eyes that I alternately find really beautiful and really mutanty-disturbing.

She also seems like she'd be fun to party with, but my gosh, keep the swords locked up with people are getting their drinks on.