All you atheists: Bananas are your worst nightmare

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William Haskins

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while that is amazing, i was still teetering on the cusp of full-on religious rapture... until...


i saw this.

(guess who's got a banana in his hand now?)
 

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How incredibly silly and I hope he was just goofing around or else he sounds extremely foolish.

As to his point - yep the banana fits nicely into man's hand and it also fits quite nicely into a simian hand as well.
 

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which banana, I ask. The Cavendish? The Cavendish was selected as our banana of choice over many other bananas of many shapes and sizes by farmers and botanists. The banana is a feat of bio-engineering and selective breeding.

In Kirk Cameron's defense, it could be worse. He could be a Scientologist.
 

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badducky said:
which banana, I ask. The Cavendish? The Cavendish was selected as our banana of choice over many other bananas of many shapes and sizes by farmers and botanists. The banana is a feat of bio-engineering and selective breeding.

that's whats so funny!

Score for ID, Human ID.

natural bananas are incredibly small, and it's silly to assume that that banana was "naturally" shaped that way.

but i never really liked bananas anyways.so i might be biased.
 

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I found the whole demonstration overtly sexual and racist.

"Yellow, perfect. Black, too late."??


:Jaw:
 

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I, conversely, drink only chocolate milk. And chocolatey goodness may, in fact, be the only proof of God I'll ever need.

Why am I suddenly posting so much about food and drink?
 

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The banana proof of god has a long history. I studies pamphlet along these lines from the victorian era in my history of science course. So apparently anti-evolution argument don't evolve (there's some logic there I suppose)
 

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I thought it was 6,000 years ago.

I guess they needed those hands to climb trees and hide from the dinosaurs.
 

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Peggy said:
It worked fine for me in Firefox. I do think it killed some of my brain cells, though, so maybe that isn't a good thing.

then, do you have any idea what might be wrong w my firefox?


(you'll get a banana if you help me fix it :) )
 

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rich said:
I hate bananas that turn black, but I never tell my black friends.

Way back in the olden days when Ol' Girl here was graduating from high school, she was tapped to write the Senior Tattler. In it, I was supposed to list all the things that we Seniors felt we had been slighted over - one of the things I put in the it had something about our not getting any more respect than the black spot on a banana...

Believe it or not, sports fans, the principal made me rewrite it to say 'bruised spot' so it wouldn't offend!

It was my first brush with 'political correctness' - way back in 1972!!!
 
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