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Sarita
05-01-2006, 05:33 PM
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Sarita
05-01-2006, 05:33 PM
Could you get me a beer while I wait?

rich
05-01-2006, 05:37 PM
"This is the last time, Saratam. From now on, you fix your paper jams."

alleycat
05-01-2006, 05:41 PM
"Okay, just who had to send 4,000 copies through the HP? I'm bushed turning that little wheel."

oarsman
05-01-2006, 05:46 PM
"Miss Saritams, it looks like you need a new print driver; the old one is bailing out."

Sarita
05-01-2006, 06:39 PM
"Don't ask. Could you just PLEASE get me out of here?"

oarsman
05-01-2006, 07:08 PM
PC Advertisement: "All our PCs come with free printer and mouse"

rich
05-01-2006, 07:17 PM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1414&stc=1

After four hours of negotiations, Mugsy the Mouse gave up--releasing the four gerbils unharmed.

rich
05-01-2006, 07:21 PM
"Cough, cough. I think I caught a virus."

rich
05-01-2006, 07:22 PM
"Yeah, but it's rent free."

Fern
05-01-2006, 07:32 PM
Awwwww. . . .c'mon. Let me outta here. I promise not to run up your pants leg again!

rich
05-01-2006, 07:42 PM
"you got three typos and two mixed metaphors on page three."

rich
05-01-2006, 07:47 PM
"Byte me!"

JoeEkaitis
05-01-2006, 07:48 PM
"I found your ring, Mom!"

Jaycinth
05-01-2006, 08:10 PM
Well, don't look at me like that! Who the H-E- double TOOTHPICKS did you THINK wrote 'Red Wall'?

alleycat
05-01-2006, 09:22 PM
“Now you see what kind of work we illegal immigrants have to take!”

alleycat
05-01-2006, 09:24 PM
“Who the hell pushed collate AND staple?”

Julie Worth
05-01-2006, 09:25 PM
I've squeezed out as much toner as I can.

CaroGirl
05-01-2006, 09:51 PM
All right, that's not funny. Which one of you jokers yelled, "Jump in here, I smell cheese, I swear!"

D.J.
05-01-2006, 09:53 PM
When you're in a pinch, give us call - we can handle it!

D.J.
05-01-2006, 09:54 PM
This isn't how I thought cloning was done!

rich
05-01-2006, 09:59 PM
Bill Gates, troubled by the miniaturization of hardware, assigns Discy The Dormouse to check out his new printer.

CaroGirl
05-01-2006, 10:19 PM
Willard, hoping for a surprise attack, fell asleep while hiding and forgot where the hell he was.

billythrilly7th
05-01-2006, 10:22 PM
"And tell Merrill to swing away."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:25 PM
"The ink is not to my liking. It's dry, no bouquet, and a bit too presumptuous."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:27 PM
"Whew, just a printer. For a minute there I thought somebody had built a better mouse trap."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:30 PM
"I saw the light, figured it was a tanning salon. These all-in-ones will be the death of me."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:33 PM
"Hey, it's spring. I stashed four acorns and a pouch full of pumpkin seeds in here."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:36 PM
"Just give me a few more minutes. She's hot to trot."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:38 PM
"Well, better here than Gitmo."

rich
05-01-2006, 10:40 PM
"Mr. President, what ever possessed you to enter your computer room?"

oarsman
05-01-2006, 10:52 PM
Mouse demonstrates the newest form of writer's block.

oarsman
05-02-2006, 02:36 AM
"You should see the cat that was chasing me. He's stuck in the paper tray."

threedogpeople
05-02-2006, 05:06 PM
I told you we should have taken a left at the water cooler, now we're lost!

writerterri
05-04-2006, 10:19 AM
No, the flat head!

tiffsmom08
05-05-2006, 07:08 AM
I should've listened to my father.....he told me I'd get trapped by the printer someday.

Ganesha
05-05-2006, 07:17 AM
I've got a healthy bunch of paper cuts

Paint
05-06-2006, 01:57 AM
Next time I'll try low-carb.

Paint
05-06-2006, 01:58 AM
These mammograms are HELL!

rich
05-06-2006, 02:17 AM
Reuters: After many attempts to recruit the best of the best of printer know-hows, Hewlett Packard found the key to improving its recent poor performance on Wall Street.

Yeshanu
05-06-2006, 04:20 AM
No, the flat head!

Not the flat head, you dip! The red Robinson!

(The one true great Canadian superiority over Americans is not hockey, but screwdrivers...)

dahmnait
05-06-2006, 06:24 AM
Step 1: Shake toner cartridge in circular motions.

Step 2: Pull mouse hard to the left to remove from cartridge. (Important: Toner cartridge will not work with mouse intact.)