Act I, Scene 1
It’s All About Family
A Full Length Play
By Doug Bechtel
(Original 5/7/06)
Set: Cathy’ small apartment. The style of the apartment is 20 to 30 years old but the furnishings are contemporary. At Left against the wall is a small bar with several bottles and glasses on it. There is a love seat Left Center with a coffee table in front of it. There is a dining table Down Right that can seat four people where they can be seen by the audience. The front door is Up Left. Up Center is a door to the bedroom and bathroom. There is a door to the kitchen on the Right wall just up stage of the dining table. The apartment is decorated with paintings of food and table settings.
Cast:
Cathy: 20's or 30's Cute. Professional chef.
Hal: 20's or 30's Aspiring writer
Abby 50's Mother of Cathy
Lesley 30's Sister of Cathy
Granny 70's Mother of Abby
Don 50's Ex of Abby, father of Cathy and Lesley
Bill 70's Grandfather of Hal
Jeff 30's Husband of Lesley
Act I, Scene 1
At Rise: The dining table is set for dinner for four. The table settings are far more elegant than would be expected in an apartment as small as this one. There are hors d’oeuvres on the coffee table in front of the sofa. Cathy, Lesley and Jeff are at the bar as Cathy opens and pours a bottle of wine.
Cathy: So who’s this guy you’re fixing me up with?
Jeff: Hi name is Hal. He’s a writer. I think he’s pretty good, at least he makes a living at it.
Lesley: He’s cute. (Jeff and Lesley cross to sofa, Jeff sits on the SR seat, Lesley on the SL seat. Cathy crosses and turns chair from the dining table to sit on.)
Cathy: Cute, as in “he’s cute but not really good looking?”
Lesley: Cute as in “he’s hot.”
Jeff: Just give him a chance. He’s a good guy. I’ve known him since high school.
Lesley: What’s for dinner?
Cathy: Something new I’m trying out for the restaurant. It’s . . . . (to be filled in later)
Jeff: Sounds good. I’m hungry. Got to keep my energy up. (Smiles at Lesley).
Cathy: Let me see how it’s coming. (Starts for kitchen. Knock at front door.) That must be, what’s his name? Oh Hal. Why don’t you let him in? (Exits to kitchen.)
Jeff: (Crosses and opens door.) Hi Hal. Come on in.
Hal: Hi. (Enters, shakes hands with Jeff then crosses to Lesley.) Hi Lesley. (He gives her a hug.)
Lesley: Hi.
Cathy: (Enters from kitchen.)
Jeff: Cathy, let me introduce Hal MacGregor. Hal, Cathy Thompson. You should remember each other from our wedding. (Hal and Cathy shake hands.)
Cathy: Hi, Hal. I remember you. You were a groomsman at the wedding weren’t you?
Hal: Hello. Yes, I was. You were the Maid of Honor?
Cathy: Right. We were just having a glass of wine. Care to join us?
Hal: No, thanks. I don’t believe in drinking.
Cathy: Oh?
Hal: Just kidding. I’d love a glass of wine.
Cathy: Red or white?
Hal: What ever you are having.
Cathy: Red, it is.
Hal: I’d really like white.
Cathy: Are you sure?
Hal: No. I’d like red.
Cathy: Make up your mind.
Hal: I did. I’ll have red.
Cathy: Are you sure?
Hal: I’m sure.
Cathy: Go ahead and sit down. (During the next part, Hal sits on the chair that Cathy has previously turned, Cathy pours Hal a glass of wine and takes it to him and sits on the SL arm of the sofa near Lesley.) Jeff tells me you are a writer.
Hal: Yes, I’ve been writing for as long as I can remember. Jeff said you are a chef?
Cathy: Yes, I opened the Main Street Bistro a couple of years ago and it caught on.
Hal: That’s the one between Third and Rogers?
Cathy: Yes.
Hal: I’ve eaten there several times. It’s very good. I like it a lot.
Cathy: Thanks.
Hal: (To Jeff.) How’s married life treating you?
Jeff: Love it!!
Hal: How’s he treating you Lesley?
Lesley: (Smiles.) He’s the nicest guy I ever married.
Jeff: Of course, I’m the only guy she ever married. (They hold hands.)
Lesley: Having been married for all of two weeks and four days, I can strongly recommend it.
Cathy: You lived together for two years. Why is being married so different?
Lesley: I’m not sure I can explain it. But somehow, it is a deeper relationship. A stronger sense of commitment to it.
Jeff: I don’t know how to put it either but it feels very different.
Cathy: Let me check on dinner. It should be about ready. Les, why don’t you refill the wine glasses then you can all sit at the table. (Hands Lesley her glass.)
Jeff: Where do you want us to sit?
Cathy: Wherever you want. Just leave me the chair closest to the kitchen so I can run. (Exits.)
Hal: Where is the bathroom? I need to wash up.
Lesley: Thru the door, (points to UC door) then first door on the right.
Hal: (Exits.)
Jeff: (Crosses to table and sits in SL chair with two glasses of wine). Seems to be going good so far. At least your sister hasn’t bitten his head off.
Lesley: (She sits just to the right of Jeff.) She only did that once and the guy deserved it.
Cathy: (Enters with two large plates containing dinner. Sees the empty seat for Hal next to her and makes a face at Lesley.)
Hal: (Reenters.) Smells wonderful.
Cathy: You’ll learn that eating at Casa Cathy means testing new things for the restaurant.
Hal: Casa Cathy?
Lesley: Here. We hardly ever go out for dinner any more. Cathy loves to try new recipes so we always have fun things to eat.
Hal: If I had to cook for myself, I’d starve.
Jeff: Same here but Lesley is a real good cook too.
Cathy: I forgot to ask. You’re not vegetarian are you?
Hal: No. I’ll eat just about anything. What are we having?
Cathy: Poached snails with anchovy sauce on a bed of dandelion greens.
Hal: Really?
Cathy: No. It’s _______________________. (Passes the plate to Hal.)
Hal: Thanks. I was getting worried.
Cathy: Tell us something about yourself.
Hal: What do you want to know?
Cathy: I don’t know. What about your family?
Hal: The only close family I have is my Grandfather. He lives at Sunshine Village. I have some aunts and uncles who live in Florida.
Lesley: What about your parents?
Hal: They were killed in a car wreck when I was ten. I was raised by my grandparents.
Cathy: Sunshine Village? How is your grandfather doing?
Hal: O.K. I guess. I haven’t seen him in a while.
Cathy: Why not?
Hal: His memory is pretty much gone. It is impossible to carry on a conversation with him.
Cathy: That’s no reason not to see him. Does he recognize you?
Hal: Yes.
Cathy: All the more reason to see him.
Hal: Now tell me about your family.
Cathy: Our mother has a house on the North side. She lives with my grandmother. Granny is really a character. She keeps everyone hopping.
Hal: How often do you see them?
Cathy: Several times a week. We are very close.
Hal: And your father?
Cathy: My real father lives in Bridgeport. I was raised by my stepfather, Phil, but he died a year and a half ago.
Hal: Do you see your real father?
Cathy: From time to time but we were never very close. (Rises.) Who’s ready for dessert?
Jeff: Well, what do you think?
Hal: She seems nice enough.
Jeff: (To Lesley.) I told you!!!
Hal: (To Lesley.) I never realized that your family was so close.
Lesley: It always has been. I couldn’t imagine not having family around.
Cathy: (Reenters with two small plates.) Me either. (Hands plates to Jeff and Lesley. Exits back into the kitchen.)
Hal: (To Jeff.) What about your family?
Jeff: My family is all back East so I don’t get to see them very often.
Cathy: (Reenters with two small plates for her and Hal.)
Hal: My family was very close. After my parents died, I went to live with my grandparents and was pretty close to them too. After my grandmother died my grandfather and I just sort of drifted apart and now that he has dementia, I can’t handle seeing him.
Cathy: You still need to see him. Now more than ever.
Lesley: When he dies, you are not going to have any family so make the most of it while you can.
Hal: It’s just so hard to sit there and try to have a conversation with him.
Cathy: Bring him over to dinner some time and I’ll help you entertain him.
Hal: (Doubtful.) Maybe.
Jeff: Tell him about Granny.
Lesley: Granny is a stitch. She has all these idiosyncracies. Like eating. She always says she isn’t hungry then she eats off everyone’s plate. She isn’t even subtle about it.
Cathy: She has these pills she is supposed to take. She thinks she fools everyone but she dumps the water out and fills her glass with Gin then uses that to take her pills. I have a bottle of gin that I set out every time she comes over so she can sneak some of it.
Jeff: Tell him about the time she called the cops.
Lesley: She calls 911 to report that one of her neighbors is walking around naked.
Cathy: When the cop gets there, she shows him that she has to stand on a chair, look over the garage roof and into her neighbor’s second story bed room.
Lesley: Her eye sight is so bad that she has use binoculars.
Cathy: Anyway, the cop told the neighbor to make sure his blinds were drawn before he got undressed.
Lesley: But to hear Granny tell it, you would think she helped capture Osama Bin Laden.
Jeff: Hal, tell us something funny about your Grandfather.
Hal: You know, I never thought of him as a funny person. He could build anything or fix anything. He was amazing.
Cathy: Is amazing.
Hal: Yeah, I guess. You don’t know how hard it is to deal with him now. How hard it is for me to see how much this great man has failed.
Cathy: (Puts her hand on his arm or hand.) I understand.
Hal: (Puts his hand on hers.) Thanks. It’s hard to watch someone who you love and have had the most respect for slowly lose his ability to think. I understand the changing of roles between parent and child but it is something very different when it actually happens to someone you love.
Cathy: Remember my offer to have both of you to dinner.
Hal: I won’t. He will probably want to go out to dinner. He has hundreds of coupons, mostly expired years ago, that he likes to use.
Jeff: Well, we need to get going. (Rises.)
Lesley: (Smiles.) He acts like we never lived together before. (All rise. Cross to front door.)
Jeff: Need a ride, Hal?
Hal: No thanks. I have my car. Thanks a lot for dinner, Cathy. It was delicious. I better get going too.
Cathy: Would you like to stay for a few minutes and have some coffee?
Hal: (Pause.) Yes, I think I would.
Hugs and goodbyes as Jeff and Lesley exit. Hal crosses back to the sofa and sits. Cathy gets two cups of coffee from kitchen.
Cathy: Tell me about your writing.
Hal: What do you want to know?
Cathy: Have you written anything I might have read?
Hal: Probably not. Most of what I get paid for writing are travel articles for in-flight magazines and the bigger travel magazines. I am working on the Great American Novel but not making a lot of progress on it.
Cathy: What’s the novel about?
Hal: (Hal moves closer to Cathy and tries to kiss her. She kisses him but moves to keep it from getting more involved.) It’s about a guy who lost both of his parents and grows up with his grandparents learning the ways of the old country. (He tries to kiss Cathy again.)
Cathy: Hal, please don’t.
Hal: Why did you ask me to stay?
Cathy: To get to know you better. I like you but I don’t want to get rushed into something before I am ready.
Hal: Okay. That works for me. There is so much going on in my life right now that I don’t have any room for a complicated relationship.
Cathy: What does that mean?
Hal: I am finalist to write a book on Shakespeare’s play “Macbeth” from the Scottish point of view. If I am successful, it will be the first time that I have been commissioned to write a full book and it will open a lot of doors for me in the future. If I get the job, I will have to move to Scotland for a year.
Cathy: When would you leave?
Hal: That is still under discussion. I would leave sometime between October and January.
Cathy: That’s only four months from now.
Hal: Yes. And that is why I don’t want to start a heavy duty relationship right now.
Cathy: (Quietly and pensively.) Okay. I understand.
Hal: I think I should leave now.
Cathy: (Still quiet.) Okay. (They cross to the door.)
Hal: (Takes her hands in his.) Good bye. (Leans in for a kiss. They kiss and what starts out as a brief kiss builds and builds. Finally Hal pulls back.) Wow!!! You are really a good kisser.
Cathy: (Smiles.) You are no slouch in that department either. Bye.
Hal: Bye. (He is out the door. She closes the door and leans back against it. There is a knock at the door. Cathy opens the door and Hal is there.) Want to go to a movie some time?
Cathy: Yes, I’d love to.
Hal: When?
Cathy: How about tomorrow?
Hal: Not even going to play hard to get?
Cathy: Nope.
Hal: See you tomorrow at 6:30. Bye. (Leans in for a quick kiss.)
Cathy: Bye.
Hal: Bye. (He is gone.)
Cathy leans back against the door again as the lights fade.
END OF SCENE ONE
I know there are a lot of places where the dialog is trite, stilted and unreal. Remember it is an unedited first draft. Comments are welcome but I need to work on this more before I really solicit comments.
Doug