Spam -- not the food, the email! The sender names and subject lines of spam can be so hilarious. I've salvaged some from my spam catcher and offer it to you for inspiration for purple prose, extremely short stories, haiku, sonnets, car ads, directions for medication, radio ads, greeting cards, government documents or whatever comes to mind. Use them over or add more.
I can't wait to see what you come up with!
Vaugh, all her antecedents gave him a sort of license
Reed, joust mush crosscut longfellow
Odis Strong, Emma it doherty
Burford Perkins, her activism
Eduardo, opalescent
Hubert Charles, the knoll just behind was the clump of trees
Beverly Webber, Seymour or porcupine?
Alyce Adams, Can vicar confession his
Harvey, diploma samoa ultimate waistline
Trisha Chang, it's catfish ashamed
Boguslaw Muldoon, faa with alliterate
Marian Barnes, rifle can?
Haynes, stasis dispersal hypothyroid booster
Karyn Mayo, you warmup?
Alvarez, art divergent egalitarian
Fleming, nato decedent princeton
Wyatt Cahill, likely cannibal towel
Williams Askew, apparition in sire position
Opining D. Safekeepings, dying herbert belgian bounce
Wilda Teague, dialogue contour atheism fantasy
Neva Tolbert, delight hey caleb on malignant!
Will Crotts, wheelchair circumstantial blush
Percy Grimm, clink hey much testicular on!
Leanne Davidson, At gum and alpheratz
Snjezana Martines, make him drunk and giggling Yet there...
Gruffudd Lefebre, did empty begun her?
Concepcion Coker, Wyatt pinkish
Garza, tantamount chromatogram masterful
Alexis Hutchins, There calumny above
Cuthbert Bedsole, strauss drummond corbel coup
Brock Dickens, it's cain brainard
Lori Guy, with sad frequent oh?
Roxie, capistrano
Darin Dye, Like Chavez, Humala is a former army colonel who led a failed
Doreen Connell, on churchill damp
Jimmy Kay, possible cricket coypu
Aubrey Cunningham, Wyoming is down to two child psychiatrists, another left last year
Gina Wiseman, much changeover it's furniture
Leslie Gunn, Lilian may bedbug
Delores Earl, Asked den collapsible
Lamis Fronk, joy on lobster
Parisa Galbraith, theorem
suzette, monolith
Gustavo Clark, avocado did agrimony uproot with?
Luis Beach, did baptismal?
Ken Bermudez, intolerant disabled, to the degree they are
Terry, autosuggestible dionysus afterthought despondency
Stafford, problematic problematic child
I can't wait to see what you come up with!
Vaugh, all her antecedents gave him a sort of license
Reed, joust mush crosscut longfellow
Odis Strong, Emma it doherty
Burford Perkins, her activism
Eduardo, opalescent
Hubert Charles, the knoll just behind was the clump of trees
Beverly Webber, Seymour or porcupine?
Alyce Adams, Can vicar confession his
Harvey, diploma samoa ultimate waistline
Trisha Chang, it's catfish ashamed
Boguslaw Muldoon, faa with alliterate
Marian Barnes, rifle can?
Haynes, stasis dispersal hypothyroid booster
Karyn Mayo, you warmup?
Alvarez, art divergent egalitarian
Fleming, nato decedent princeton
Wyatt Cahill, likely cannibal towel
Williams Askew, apparition in sire position
Opining D. Safekeepings, dying herbert belgian bounce
Wilda Teague, dialogue contour atheism fantasy
Neva Tolbert, delight hey caleb on malignant!
Will Crotts, wheelchair circumstantial blush
Percy Grimm, clink hey much testicular on!
Leanne Davidson, At gum and alpheratz
Snjezana Martines, make him drunk and giggling Yet there...
Gruffudd Lefebre, did empty begun her?
Concepcion Coker, Wyatt pinkish
Garza, tantamount chromatogram masterful
Alexis Hutchins, There calumny above
Cuthbert Bedsole, strauss drummond corbel coup
Brock Dickens, it's cain brainard
Lori Guy, with sad frequent oh?
Roxie, capistrano
Darin Dye, Like Chavez, Humala is a former army colonel who led a failed
Doreen Connell, on churchill damp
Jimmy Kay, possible cricket coypu
Aubrey Cunningham, Wyoming is down to two child psychiatrists, another left last year
Gina Wiseman, much changeover it's furniture
Leslie Gunn, Lilian may bedbug
Delores Earl, Asked den collapsible
Lamis Fronk, joy on lobster
Parisa Galbraith, theorem
suzette, monolith
Gustavo Clark, avocado did agrimony uproot with?
Luis Beach, did baptismal?
Ken Bermudez, intolerant disabled, to the degree they are
Terry, autosuggestible dionysus afterthought despondency
Stafford, problematic problematic child