Did Kermit....

....receive bad intelligence, lie/intentionally mislead, get misled by the Henson's because of a long running feud with Kukla, Fran and Ollie, or cherry pick the information because in his heart of hearts he wanted it to be true....

When he said..

"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?"
Kermit

Because as far as I can tell and I've been looking for almost 30 years now, but I just can't find any other songs about rainbows and what's on the other side.

Where are they Kermit? Where are all these songs you said existed?

That's one. He said "so many." I feel misled.

Shadow_Ferret said:

How dare you pick on Kermit! He just wants whats best for all of us!

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I'm not picking on him.

You should have been there when I put Emmet Otter behind bars.

"Jug Band Christmas" my arse.

He was taking kickbacks from local watering holes, not paying his musicians and then we caught him in a payola sting involving Casey Kasem.

And he was a drunk. A vicious drunk. Not a happy drunk.

And here's a security cam photo of Emmet and Betty Otter having a nice row on Fraggle Lake.



This is the last time she was ever seen.

Nuff said.

SC Harrison said:

My God. Look at this. The Internet is truly a clearinghouse for smut:

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Oh, in the muppet world, everyone knows Miss Piggy did everyone.

chaostitan said:

I think this thread needs a "Puppet Porn" warning.....

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I think you mean "Muppet Porn" warning.

You shoulda seen the pic of Kermit I found. I didn't have the heart to post it. Even though he seemingly misled us into the Muppet Movie with the Rainbow Connection song, I don't have any desire to destroy him.

If I hadn't had a couple drinks, I don't think I would have spotted this...look what's buried in the lyrics....put the letters in apostrophes
together....

Why are there "s"o m"a"ny songs abou"t" r"a"inbows
a"n"d what's on the other side?
Rainbo"w"s are visions, but only illusions,
and r"a"inbows have "n"othing to hide.
So we've been "t"old and some choo"s"e to believe it.
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someda"y" we'll find it, the rainb"o"w connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Who said that every wish wo"u"ld be heard
and answe"r"ed when wished on the morning star?
"S"omebody thought of that and s"o"meone believed it.
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps "u"s star gazing
and what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The "l"overs, the dreamers and me.

All of us under its spell. We know that it's probably magic.

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
Is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors.
The voice might be one and the same.
I've heard it too many times to ignore it.
It's something that I'm supposed to be.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

La da da dee da dee do. La da da dee da dee do.


Followed immediatly by "All of us under his spell." That's messed up.