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Kinzel
07-19-2016, 05:08 AM
Saw this as another closed thread so I decided to bring it back again! Come up with a crazy, creative lie about the previous poster. Just make sure it's not anything too personal. Besides that, banter on!

Come at me!

jaus tail
07-19-2016, 08:49 AM
Come at me!
Kinzel says this to every girl on his first date. He still wonders why no girl calls him back.

A.E.Fisher
07-19-2016, 10:44 PM
Kinzel says this to every girl on his first date. He still wonders why no girl calls him back.

if a girl doesn't call jaus tail back promptly, he posts a "free puppies!" ad on Craigslist with her number on it.

Pseudonymous
07-23-2016, 04:15 PM
A.E.Fisher buys her shoes one size too large, so she can store pumpkin seeds in the toes for an afternoon snack.

13Clovers
07-29-2016, 05:56 AM
Pseudonymous fights for puppet rights, but hasn't made headway yet.

jaus tail
07-29-2016, 08:27 AM
13Clovers has started a petition to make 13 a lucky number.

13Clovers
08-02-2016, 06:30 PM
When Jaus Tail kills his enemies, he vaporizes them with energy blasts. He thinks killing them this way is quite kind.