Man-flu support thread

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Pray for me, for I have the potentially deadly, mildly debilitating man-flu! Can you get ebola, zika and bubonic plague all at once? Because I think I've got them all. In case the brutal regimen of paracetamol, steamy showers and lemon tea fails to cure me, I want to donate my body to science so it can work towards liberating humanity from this killer.
 

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Why wait? let's dissect you now.
 

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always.

I'll get my scalpal.
 
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I wanna know what woman flu is and can I get it if I'm around somebody with man flu.
 

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As someone now into week four of (proper) influenza, my sympathy levels are non-existent, mate.

Bloody wussy Aussie men.

:D
 

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Feel better soon. We wouldn't want to have to board your home up and burn it with you inside to avoid the spread of the pestilence (though Cassandra seems keen). Is she in your hemisphere, though?
 

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Feel better soon. We wouldn't want to have to board your home up and burn it with you inside to avoid the spread of the pestilence (though Cassandra seems keen). Is she in your hemisphere, though?

I love to travel. And I'm particularly fond of Australia.
 

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I love to travel. And I'm particularly fond of Australia.

Don't they have, like, flying snakes that spit poisonous spiders at you? And weak beer?

Those both scare me.
 

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You're mistaking man-flu for an actual proper real genuine debilitating disease.

it's something that would justify vivisection, though, right?
 

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I wanna know what woman flu is and can I get it if I'm around somebody with man flu.
Woman flu is a much less severe form of the same illness. Because womans evolved stronger immune systems so they could look after their men-folk with man-flu. It's all evolution. Ask a scientist.

As someone now into week four of (proper) influenza, my sympathy levels are non-existent, mate.

Bloody wussy Aussie men.

:D
See? This terrible stigma is what man-flu sufferers have to deal with. "No, you don't have nose cancer." "No, you're not going to die." We need some sort of awareness campaign. I propose a phlegm-coloured ribbon day.

Feel better soon. We wouldn't want to have to board your home up and burn it with you inside to avoid the spread of the pestilence (though Cassandra seems keen). Is she in your hemisphere, though?
Don't worry, I'll board myself up. Just come around in plague doctor masks shouting 'bring out your dead', then I'll know it's you guys.
 

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hey, ladies, the plane is boarding. if you want to suggest any organs for removal, send a text. xoxo
 

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There's a conspicuous lack of support in this support thread.

Nevertheless, can I recommend the pancreas, complemented by a drier pinot grigio? Perhaps a 2013.