Little kids are so trusting and innocent, and they take everything literally! My cousin is 7. She's very smart and mature for her age, but she's at the impressionable age when she'll believe almost anything. The one day when she was over she had been sitting in a chair for a while. "Ugh, my foot fell asleep," she said.
"Yeah, I can tell," I said. "I can see it tingling."
Her eyes grew huge and her jaw dropped. She looked down at her foot. "How can you see that?!"
"It comes with age," I shrugged.
She grabbed her foot and pulled it as close to her face as possible. My sister was doing everything she could to hold back her laugh. I never clarified to her that was joking. I probably should have.
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I don't see her as often as I would like and I don't have kids of my own so I'd like to know: what have you done to mess with little kids? And after you fooled them did you ever clarify that you were kidding? Do you remember people messing with you when you were little? What funny things have spilled out of kids mouths that left you in stitches? How have kids taken you literally?
I remember when I was about 4 I was afraid of sharks. My parents said not to worry about sharks, they only live in warm water. Well, that didn't help me anyway! The bathwater was warm! I thought a shark might come out of the faucet at any moment and so I would bath in cold water. Occasionally I would turn the hot water one just a little so I wasn't freezing, but I'd twist it off super fast to keep the shark inside the piping! Then twist it on a little and then shut if off super fast again.
Having characters that are children I'd like some material on how my grown-up characters can fool with them or how my little kid characters could take a grown-up's comment literally. What stories do you guys have to share?
"Yeah, I can tell," I said. "I can see it tingling."
Her eyes grew huge and her jaw dropped. She looked down at her foot. "How can you see that?!"
"It comes with age," I shrugged.
She grabbed her foot and pulled it as close to her face as possible. My sister was doing everything she could to hold back her laugh. I never clarified to her that was joking. I probably should have.
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I don't see her as often as I would like and I don't have kids of my own so I'd like to know: what have you done to mess with little kids? And after you fooled them did you ever clarify that you were kidding? Do you remember people messing with you when you were little? What funny things have spilled out of kids mouths that left you in stitches? How have kids taken you literally?
I remember when I was about 4 I was afraid of sharks. My parents said not to worry about sharks, they only live in warm water. Well, that didn't help me anyway! The bathwater was warm! I thought a shark might come out of the faucet at any moment and so I would bath in cold water. Occasionally I would turn the hot water one just a little so I wasn't freezing, but I'd twist it off super fast to keep the shark inside the piping! Then twist it on a little and then shut if off super fast again.
Having characters that are children I'd like some material on how my grown-up characters can fool with them or how my little kid characters could take a grown-up's comment literally. What stories do you guys have to share?
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