As many of you know, I'm unemployed at the moment. The main agency I use put me forward for a temp role that I have the right skills and aptitude for. It's for 4 months. I had a telephone interview with the manager and she offered me the job on the spot.
Sounds good, eh?
Only.... it's in the NHS and there are certain rules called 'compliance' that you have to comply with. It's basically hoops you have to jump through to prove you are who you say are. Fine. That's the kind of world we live in.
Only.... they have just changed the rules. I now have to provide a CV (resume) of every job I've done since I left school at 16. I'm two weeks away from 51 years old. How the hell am I supposed to remember 35 years worth of when and where? Especially as I'm not the kind of person that settles into a groove and stays in one job for years. WTF?
I pointed this out to my agent and she said 'that's ok, it only needs to be approximate.'
So I said 'then what's the point?'
'It's for compliance.'
'With what?'
'The NHS'.
'I know but what's the point if it's all lies?'
'We just need it for auditing'.
'Auditing who?'
'Us.'
'So you want me to do hours of making stuff up on my CV for your benefit, not mine.'
'It is for your benefit because if you don't do it, then I can't let you have the job'.
'Excuse me? Ok fine, I'll get a job somewhere else.'
Can you believe that? And the worst thing is, if you get a job directly from the NHS you don't need to do this.
It's not only a load of bollocks, it's discriminatory against older employees. And it encourages fraud.
This country gets more and more fucking ridiculous every day.
Sounds good, eh?
Only.... it's in the NHS and there are certain rules called 'compliance' that you have to comply with. It's basically hoops you have to jump through to prove you are who you say are. Fine. That's the kind of world we live in.
Only.... they have just changed the rules. I now have to provide a CV (resume) of every job I've done since I left school at 16. I'm two weeks away from 51 years old. How the hell am I supposed to remember 35 years worth of when and where? Especially as I'm not the kind of person that settles into a groove and stays in one job for years. WTF?
I pointed this out to my agent and she said 'that's ok, it only needs to be approximate.'
So I said 'then what's the point?'
'It's for compliance.'
'With what?'
'The NHS'.
'I know but what's the point if it's all lies?'
'We just need it for auditing'.
'Auditing who?'
'Us.'
'So you want me to do hours of making stuff up on my CV for your benefit, not mine.'
'It is for your benefit because if you don't do it, then I can't let you have the job'.
'Excuse me? Ok fine, I'll get a job somewhere else.'
Can you believe that? And the worst thing is, if you get a job directly from the NHS you don't need to do this.
It's not only a load of bollocks, it's discriminatory against older employees. And it encourages fraud.
This country gets more and more fucking ridiculous every day.
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