Should Minature Golf be illegal?

Dawno said:

They're [Dave and Buster's] a blight on the nation. I say we close them all down and build more Minature Golf.

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Fixed that for ya. No charge.

I have no problem with miniature golf. It's hitting a ball the size of a flea with a putter the size of a toothpick that's the problem.

Oh. Wait.

That miniature golf! Sorry, didn't realize you meant putt-putt.

My granddaughter beat me at miniature golf last weekend. Obviously, it must all be rigged. I say, get rid of it, now!

The day the drive-in theaters died while miniature golf survived was one of the darkest in the history of our country.

Um...HI, I'm Sheryl and I, uh, Love minature golf. Um, I know, I know but I AM originally from Myrtle Beach, so that's my excuse.....

I never heard of Dave and Buster's, but that's because we don't have any. So yeah, I guess we could use more.

There was a miniature golf place in Greenwood Lake, New Jersey. We kids used to get a nickle for every ball we found. Lord knows why, but the dense growth in the fields surrounding it conatined errant balls. Being from Brooklyn and being there for the summer I handled it as a business venture. We stole the balls through a hole in the club house shack and made a decent wage.

But I digress.

Miniature golf is scarce around here. Maybe it was made illegal while I wasn't looking.

'Kay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, Dawno. Albeit, a short one a) you need a vacation, b) someone recently kicked your butt at mini golf? Um, lemme see, I'm thinking...A, it's A got it right, didn't I? What do I win?

If you need someone to testify at your insanity hearing, you've got my phone number

NeuroFizz said:

The day the drive-in theaters died while miniature golf survived was one of the darkest in the history of our country.

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Drive-ins died? We have 2 of them here.

http://www.beckysdi.com/index.php

And

http://www.shankweilers.com/

You realize you just dug yourself a giant mental hole, Dawno. Right? You just said you saw a Marijuana poll thread, so you decided to post one. Right? Whatcha smokin? Vacation for Dawno

Why the HELL is this thread in TIO? I'm tellin' a mod. but wait...a mod--no, a super mod--started this thread. Well, at least it wasn't one of those mods goin' on and on about keeping things in their proper place...

Rob

Don't even start with me KTC. I'm not in the mood for donut analysis...

spike said:

Drive-ins died? We have 2 of them here.

http://www.beckysdi.com/index.php

And

http://www.shankweilers.com/

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There is a God. Must be two of the handful left. I can just hear the hymens poppin'. There, Rob. Now this thread belongs in TIO.

Bastar

scfirenice said:

Um...HI, I'm Sheryl and I, uh, Love minature golf. Um, I know, I know but I AM originally from Myrtle Beach, so that's my excuse.....

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Did you know they've finally (and forever) closed down the Pavilion? Bastards.

Orlando Bloom--no doubt about it.

So there.

I agree with aadams73

When is Orlando Bloom not the answer?

(Although, to be honest, I didn't like him in LOTR).

Whats with the Orlando Bloom thing? I've seen his name on a few polls now...why do people hate/love(whichever it is) him so much?

And to answer the polls question...definetly shouldn't be, we need some places for them really old and really young people to go together.

They're closing our Drive IN this Fall.
(though, I can't remember the last time I went to it. Never on a date. I missed out on that experience. But I do remember going there when the children were young.)

Dawno said:

I'm keeping track of who said "Are you insane?" You'll be asked to testify at the hearing, btw...

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There won't be a hearing. They'll just slide you into a padded cell and close the door. Darkness...