How Should I Spend My 5000th Post?

How Should I Spend My 5000th Post?

  • Bid farewell to AW forever

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • Post a poem

    Votes: 11 15.9%
  • Stir up some political or religious sh1tstorm

    Votes: 4 5.8%
  • Propose marriage to MacAllister

    Votes: 19 27.5%
  • Apologize to the hundred of AWers I've insulted in the past

    Votes: 4 5.8%
  • Get a head start on insulting the remaining thousands

    Votes: 26 37.7%

  • Total voters
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Stew21

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With 6 posts to go in getting to 5000, I think you should do all of the things listed in your poll!

eta: ooh, except the first one...don't do that...maybe you could insult two people with the remaining poll option.
 

NeuroFizz

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Organize and edit (with help from others) an all-AW member poetry volume with proceeds going to the support of AW. (Like you don't have enough going on in your life right now.)

And feel free to fling insults my way.
 

PattiTheWicked

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You could write a poem that asks for MacAllister's hand, pontificates on various political and social stances, and insults damn near everyone who reads it. Think of it as multitasking.
 

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It seems there are a fair number of people who want you to keep on insulting people, William.


I agree with other posters who say you should do it in a poem, though.

Organize and edit (with help from others) an all-AW member poetry volume with proceeds going to the support of AW. (Like you don't have enough going on in your life right now.)

This is actually a great suggestion, NeuroFizz. I'd submit some of my poems. Anyone else game?
 

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Yeshanu said:
It seems there are a fair number of people who want you to keep on insulting people, William.


I agree with other posters who say you should do it in a poem, though.



This is actually a great suggestion, NeuroFizz. I'd submit some of my poems. Anyone else game?

yes he should do the insulting in a poem, that only seems right, and yes Neuro has a great suggestion, and I'm game (though I would have to wonder if I had quality enough work to be with the likes of some of our unbelievable poets!)
 

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You can come to my house and use my computer and we'll celebrate!


I'll fix finger sandwiches and prepare a recipee for head cheese the insultees will all enjoy.

How tall are you?
 

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writerterri said:
How tall are you?

LOL

are you hitting on him?


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I would seriously love to see Mac settle down. Although, I'm kind of miffed that you weren't going to propose to me, given what we went thru together.
 

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maestrowork said:
I would seriously love to see Mac settle down.

It would be a miracle if any of the regulars to the forum settled down...
 

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writerterri said:
ding, ding, ding...


But I have to reconstruct my guitine he's tall and may be hard to subdue.

All men are the same height lying down...
 

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Stew21 said:
I thought she was trying to figure out how to decapitate him for headcheese.

i know i was trying to twist it on her.

i dont write comedies.


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Jaycinth

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Same Psychosis...different day.
Just don't use garlic honey butter, ok?

And I guess we'd better start marinating him now. *****opens gallon bottle of nice red table wine*******

Hey William...in honor of your 5,000th post, here, have a drink...or three...you deserve it...just kick back and relax and drink this nice wine....someone else will worry about getting you home........
 

pconsidine

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I voted for poetry. But something really cool like a 500-page epic all in Middle English or a Nuyorican-style ethnic jam.

Or just keep insulting people. It's probably easier.
 

Shwebb

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I think, William, your 5,000th post, whatever you decide, should have at least one smilie in it.

The smilie masses demand it.
 

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Well, ain't this just ducky!

I came here to check out these boards due to a referral from someone at another board (this is a VERY nice place, by the way) and I get here to discover that Haskins is cheating on me!

TRAMP!!
 
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