My Angry Rap Poetry Slam

C.bronco

C.bronco

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Yeah, I'm living here in SO CAL!
South Carolina,
Making my way,
Is anything finah?
I drive past Malfunction Junction
Five Times a Week!
Don't avert your eyes or you'll die
No time to Speak!
It's warm and humid
Die Mosquitos Die!
Yeah, it's warm and humid,
Die mosquitos Die!
I hate mosquitos
Five times a week.
Die Mosquitos!
Die! Die! Mosquitos!
Die, mosquitos,
dot dot dot
Die Mosquitos!
Mosquitos. Stink. On. Ice!
Die!
 

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Oh that skeeter come a-huntin'
he's a-lookin' for your blood.
Don't ya just want to shoot him
and hear his ugly bod go THUD?
But damn skeeter too damn tiny,
can't even hardly slap him down!
He just comes back around all whiny
and a-plannin' to chow down!

On you!

Oh, I hate skeeters,
I hate them pure and clean!
If I killed a million of 'em
not a soul would call me mean!

Squish! Squash! Splat!
Kill the skeeters, kill the skeeters!
Squish! Squash! Splat!
Squish! Squash! Splat!
Kill 'em just like that!
Squish! Squash! Squish! Squash!
Splat splat splat!
 
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I was kicking with my hijos eating some taquitos, and then came mosquitos! What!? What, what what? Don't eat my taquitos you nasty mosquitos! Die mosquitos! (squish squoosh!)
Die mosquitos Die!
 
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