View Full Version : My Angry Rap Poetry Slam

01-03-2016, 07:37 AM
Yeah, I'm living here in SO CAL!
South Carolina,
Making my way,
Is anything finah?
I drive past Malfunction Junction
Five Times a Week!
Don't avert your eyes or you'll die
No time to Speak!
It's warm and humid
Die Mosquitos Die!
Yeah, it's warm and humid,
Die mosquitos Die!
I hate mosquitos
Five times a week.
Die Mosquitos!
Die! Die! Mosquitos!
Die, mosquitos,
dot dot dot
Die Mosquitos!
Mosquitos. Stink. On. Ice!

01-03-2016, 07:38 AM
(blushing) I really just spoke from the heart.

01-03-2016, 08:04 AM
Hahaha, I can relate.

01-03-2016, 08:08 AM
Thanks Max! I worked hard for three minutes, and that poem was the result, along with five mosquito bites on my arms.

01-03-2016, 08:30 AM
Need a beat to go with it? We'll lay down a track for you.

And I can totally relate to the mosquito bites, only not in the past 3 months.

01-03-2016, 10:11 AM
This is spoof, right? Not a serious attempt?

01-04-2016, 06:19 AM
This is spoof, right? Not a serious attempt?

Oh. I actually hate mosquitos...

01-04-2016, 06:23 AM
I took a mosquito, and I threw it on the Ground!

01-04-2016, 06:46 AM
Come to Wisconsin! It's too cold for them right now.

01-05-2016, 07:08 AM
Drop the beat Ted! I need a chorus!

01-05-2016, 08:02 AM
I'll have to think about this one...

01-05-2016, 11:39 PM
Oh that skeeter come a-huntin'
he's a-lookin' for your blood.
Don't ya just want to shoot him
and hear his ugly bod go THUD?
But damn skeeter too damn tiny,
can't even hardly slap him down!
He just comes back around all whiny
and a-plannin' to chow down!

On you!

Oh, I hate skeeters,
I hate them pure and clean!
If I killed a million of 'em
not a soul would call me mean!

Squish! Squash! Splat!
Kill the skeeters, kill the skeeters!
Squish! Squash! Splat!
Squish! Squash! Splat!
Kill 'em just like that!
Squish! Squash! Squish! Squash!
Splat splat splat!

01-06-2016, 07:27 AM
Pfft, pfft pfft pfft ....
ba ba ba bump
pff pff pff badda badda bump bump!
(Kyla's got the beat!)

01-06-2016, 07:30 AM
I was kicking with my hijos eating some taquitos, and then came mosquitos! What!? What, what what? Don't eat my taquitos you nasty mosquitos! Die mosquitos! (squish squoosh!)
Die mosquitos Die!