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William Haskins
04-19-2006, 08:41 PM
http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway/hipsterhaiku/index.html

fyi

rich
04-19-2006, 08:50 PM
Hmm, right up my alley, William. I'm hip, (no, really) I'm a born and raised Brooklynite, and I do write haiku. It was good of you to bring this to our attention. Except, if I don't win, you'll be hearing from me.

William Haskins
04-19-2006, 08:51 PM
Except, if I don't win, you'll be hearing from me.

i would expect no less.

rich
04-19-2006, 08:55 PM
My motto is: When things don't go my way, abuse the messenger.

William Haskins
04-19-2006, 08:56 PM
it may not be the best policy, but it does ensure the pound of flesh.

rich
04-19-2006, 09:11 PM
Look at your avatar, what flesh? I'd probably just yank off one of your smaller ribs, that's all.

William Haskins
04-19-2006, 09:52 PM
will you make from it a mate for me?

rich
04-19-2006, 11:06 PM
I did that once before and all hell broke loose.

Stew21
04-19-2006, 11:23 PM
I did that once before and all hell broke loose.

That's because you let her eat the apples!

rich
04-20-2006, 12:57 AM
Yeah, I've been paying for it ever since.

kdnxdr
04-20-2006, 01:45 AM
It wasn't that you let her eat the apples, you made the mistake of letting her go shopping by herself........

rich
04-20-2006, 01:51 AM
And everything was on the house. I blame William.

rich
04-20-2006, 01:53 AM
Hipster Haiku Contest

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http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway...aiku/index.html

If anybody but me wins, they'll be hell to pay.

William Haskins
04-20-2006, 01:54 AM
if there's any sexier image in the world than a woman eating fruit from the tree of knowledge, i certainly haven't seen it.

kdnxdr
04-20-2006, 02:32 AM
I'm entered! Thanks, William.

kdnxdr
04-20-2006, 02:33 AM
Knowledge is one thing. Knowledge of evil is a subset.