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Cicak
12-18-2015, 11:33 PM
“Stop the noise and stow the fireworks, or I’ll call the gendarmeria pontifica.” That was the landlady at the front door, heavily armed with a flyswatter in her left--the nondominant hand. She was prepared.

“Rosaria, I’m celebrating my 50th.”

“I don’t give a damn. Your 50th? You’re at least 72.”

“No, not that, my 50th post on the internationally known AW.”

“Bovine vaccinations are best applied during the autumn equinox,” I continued, going for the oral feel of the spoken version of my 51st. I imagined Sir Laurence Olivier doing the honors posthumously.

“Writers, strange people,” Rosaria grumbled, coming in and accepting the quarter glass of tequila offered by Tango. She wasn't stupid, she'd left her right hand empty for times like these.

dpaterso
12-18-2015, 11:46 PM
Happy 50th post, well done! Here's to the next 5000.

-Derek

alleycat
12-18-2015, 11:47 PM
You rookies . . .



:-)

mirandashell
12-19-2015, 01:29 AM
Oh be nice! He's all excited, bless him! Look, running around in that cute little hat and his underpants. How cute is that?

Kylabelle
12-19-2015, 02:22 AM
You rookies . . .



:-)

Yeah, I been tryin' to catch up to you, but I keep losing ground! :greenie

Congrats, Cicak.

Maryn
12-19-2015, 08:36 PM
Here's your answer, Kylabelle: "...but mine is a lion!"

Congrats. You can't muffle me!

Cicak
12-20-2015, 12:14 AM
Here's your answer, Kylabelle: "...but mine is a lion!"
Congrats. You can't muffle me!

Wait a minute, wait a minute! This is MY post. You old people, with your 150,000 posts always congratulating and talking to each other! Mac, put a muzzle on these people. Tell them it's time for the kiddies to have their say.

Oh, I forgot. Mac has 2,432,123 posts and will probably side with them. Oh well, c'est la vie. (say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.--Chuck Berry.)

MacAllister
12-20-2015, 12:28 AM
Hah. Mac has a fraction of the posts some of these folks have. :)

Congrats!

Maryn
12-20-2015, 02:41 AM
But when Mac speaks, it's a lion. Right?

Lookie there, I just got me another post.

Maryn, smug

Kylabelle
12-20-2015, 03:17 AM
*roars*

:greenie

oscar54
02-05-2016, 08:31 PM
If I can reach 20-30k posts. At an average of thirty words, that is nine novels? I think from now I will somehow arrange my replies so that they somehow fit into a new novel.

dragonfliet
05-16-2016, 11:30 AM
67,000+ posts is a lot of time avoiding writing. Spent...writing.

Glass Valkyrie
06-24-2016, 11:24 PM
67,000+ posts is a lot of time avoiding writing. Spent...writing.

Indeed it is... and yet here I am procrastinating writing... and well writing... Even if each post was just one word, if you had 67,000 that really would be a novel. Agrees with the above, let's make our posts into a novel! Although I still have quite a ways to go...