I shall be kin to the tortoise.
Post slow and you shall win the race. . .
I may be the last of the spill-overs from the original board to reach this plateau, I mean, it only took a year or so. I think Trish may catch me within the month, and she has been here little more than a month.
I present to the masses: Weren Ignatius Cole's 1000th post.
As the Personal Chef to the Absolute Water Cooler and the leader of La Resistance against Itsy-Bitsy Terror Regimes, I have carved out a niche here. I feel among friends when I peruse the boards. I have had jolly good times, terrific political arguments (I shall not bow to the Emperor of Wyoming!) and shared with all my theories of writing and experience with my shorts stories and novels. On occasion I have been known to start a "burned out and busted" type of thread. . . but we all have, in one form or another.
Without me we would never know how to survive as a Starving Bachelor, nor know the proper way to serve a five course meal. More recently I have brought to the attention the best way to serve various parts of that most allusive of all meals: human being. (Save the forearm to make jerky, by the way)
There are people I would like to thank in this process, the foremost being our loving Empress and creator Jenna Glatzer. I found one of your books at Barnes and Noble the other day, and gosh be darned, if I had money I would have bought it too. Uncle Jim deserves a note as well, very much a helping voice when lost in the the landscape of fiction.
I can always count of Ray to say the dirtiest thing that is on everyone's mind. In the same vein I can count on Haskins to bring to attention examples of the world's decay and. . well, yeah.
I have found my gospel through the rantings of Lantern Jack, as well as rediscovered my love for arse-less leather chaps from Zach.
Oh. . . and to the mods. . . you're pretty cool too, I guess. No more bickering though, I just can't handle it, alright?
Thanks all for the good times and fond memories, I will continue to do my best to give you off beat and random humor, and any recipes you wish.
Yours truly,
Weren Ignatius Cole
Post slow and you shall win the race. . .
I may be the last of the spill-overs from the original board to reach this plateau, I mean, it only took a year or so. I think Trish may catch me within the month, and she has been here little more than a month.
I present to the masses: Weren Ignatius Cole's 1000th post.
As the Personal Chef to the Absolute Water Cooler and the leader of La Resistance against Itsy-Bitsy Terror Regimes, I have carved out a niche here. I feel among friends when I peruse the boards. I have had jolly good times, terrific political arguments (I shall not bow to the Emperor of Wyoming!) and shared with all my theories of writing and experience with my shorts stories and novels. On occasion I have been known to start a "burned out and busted" type of thread. . . but we all have, in one form or another.
Without me we would never know how to survive as a Starving Bachelor, nor know the proper way to serve a five course meal. More recently I have brought to the attention the best way to serve various parts of that most allusive of all meals: human being. (Save the forearm to make jerky, by the way)
There are people I would like to thank in this process, the foremost being our loving Empress and creator Jenna Glatzer. I found one of your books at Barnes and Noble the other day, and gosh be darned, if I had money I would have bought it too. Uncle Jim deserves a note as well, very much a helping voice when lost in the the landscape of fiction.
I can always count of Ray to say the dirtiest thing that is on everyone's mind. In the same vein I can count on Haskins to bring to attention examples of the world's decay and. . well, yeah.
I have found my gospel through the rantings of Lantern Jack, as well as rediscovered my love for arse-less leather chaps from Zach.
Oh. . . and to the mods. . . you're pretty cool too, I guess. No more bickering though, I just can't handle it, alright?
Thanks all for the good times and fond memories, I will continue to do my best to give you off beat and random humor, and any recipes you wish.
Yours truly,
Weren Ignatius Cole