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I am the not-at-all proud owner of every last bit of WTF in Western North Carolina.

I was just out running errands on the first nice day we've had in ages. Since I have a black car, I try to remember to leave the sunroof tilted open if I have to park in the sunshine, so that it doesn't turn into a dry-sauna. Today I happened to remember.

And while I was in my chiropractor's office, some psychopathic freak of nature decided to poke a nose-blown Kleenex into the open sunroof to land, sunny-side-up on my %$!@# seat.

I am planning a selective apocalypse. I get to choose who stays. Tread lightly.
 

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Er, I mean, greatest of sympathies to you!
 

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Yeesh, good thing I don't live on that side of the state...yeah, people can be jerks. I work at a bookstore, and the thing that drives me crazy go bonker nuts is when people put books on random place on the shelves, not only out of place but also not obviously wrong -- so that I don't notice it's in the wrong place until I happen to be straightening that exact section. And in the meantime someone else might have been looking for it.

But you win. There's a difference between lazy and complete disregard for decency.
 

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Hard to believe, but wow. Sounds like good fodder for a story of some kind...


..or not. Whatever.

People are idiots and jerks and disgusting. Moreover, they are disgusting idiot jerks.

Also: ew.
 

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Did you abandon your car and immediately buy a new one?

That's what I would have done.
You're confusing that with the spider encounter emergency scenario.

And I think I'm gonna change my post back to the original version as I have been defrauded - there is no $1,000,000 in my PayPal as of yet :Soapbox:
 

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Ew!

Karma will get that person.

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And I think I'm gonna change my post back to the original version as I have been defrauded - there is no $1,000,000 in my PayPal as of yet :Soapbox:
I sent it! They said an internet monetray transaction of that heft needed to be cleared with the Powers. I think they're looking into your search history and making sure you're on the upandup.

Good luck!
 

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i just read this thread.





how do i unread it?
 

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That kleenex-tosser! It probably knew how much ew-ness would be generated by that jetsam.

You could get it DNA tested and see if law enforcement databases have it on file somewhere.... Do they do that yet?

Then again, probably best to just burn the car and go on with life.
 

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I would walk away from the car and buy a new one. That is just...no
 

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