How to tell when your parents are gay?

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I *was* going to say something thorougly gross, but given that some youngin's post here, I won't.


I shall sit on my hands. Nope...won't type it.
 

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Shucks. That's easy. Dad's wearin' an apron whilst cookn' the possum so's not to mess up his 'Daisy Dukes', and Ma's out front polishin' off a 'nother case o' Pabst, cussin at the dawg, and smashin' the cans on her forhead.

( If'n ma weren't gay she'd be drinkin' Amstel Light and chuckin' the bottles at the dawg. And if dad wern't gay he'd be cookin nekkid.))
 

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Mom dominates dad. Hmmm, no, those two would be heterosexual.

You're father listens to jazz, but he's got a wall size picture of Bette Midler in his den.
 

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You don't exist?

Nah, too easy.

You're adopted?

Again, too easy.

Maryn, who will keep trying
 

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aadams73 said:
I *was* going to say something thorougly gross, but given that some youngin's post here, I won't.


I shall sit on my hands. Nope...won't type it.

You know you want to type it!! You know you want to type it!! You know you want to type it!! :)

Me?? Youngster?? Underage?? What are you talking about?? ;)
 

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Dad always seemed to have those accentuated, nice eyes. Then you discover it's a faint touch of eyeliner.
Mother has more piercings than you. :D
 

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DamaNegra said:
You know you want to type it!! You know you want to type it!! You know you want to type it!! :)

Me?? Youngster?? Underage?? What are you talking about?? ;)

*sigh* Fine, but don't persecute me, ok?

If you taste sh!t on your father's d!ck, chances are he's gay.

(I was born with a brain that lives in the sewer)
 

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Did I say I was rational? Nope ;)

Seems like that's actually the punchline to a bad joke.
 

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aadams73 said:
*sigh* Fine, but don't persecute me, ok?

If you taste sh!t on your father's d!ck, chances are he's gay.

(I was born with a brain that lives in the sewer)

Well, if you're a dude, he's definitely gay. Duh!

:)
 

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If you catch your dad gardening in leather chaps and a G-string. If someone from your mom's womans softball team offers you a chew.
 

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I am *so* going to hell.

(hear the coffee is great down there though!)
 
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