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10. Romeo & Juliet

Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Bring Your Kids to Work on Career Day

1. (loud crash in another room of the office) Mommy, this computer fell down! Can you put it back together for me?

(Something similar actually happened to my boss a while back.) :tongue
 

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2. She's so cute! She doesn't look like you at all....
sakafrasllrassrrll...
 

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4. Professor, that blackboard you were writing your equation on for the Theory of Everything, the one you had almost finished...your daughter is now using it for her artwork. It's all rainbows.
 

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5. So you're my dad's boss? He always yells about you at home, but I don't think you look like a dumb-donkey.
 

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6. Hey Dad, is this what you're working on? Maybe you should rewrite this code like this. See? It'll run faster that way.
 

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3. Jaguar XK-E (the original model)