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kristie911
08-25-2006, 07:46 AM
7: High waisted jeans with tapered legs. Most unflattering!

persiphone_hellecat
08-25-2006, 08:01 AM
8. Plus size tube tops. NO NO NO

dancingandflying
08-27-2006, 12:55 AM
9. mom jeans. :D
- dancingandflying.

persiphone_hellecat
08-27-2006, 01:27 AM
Hey Danya - glad to see you at WEPG!

10. The speedo

Top ten things you should never say to your parents.

1. Mom? Dad? I write pornography under the name Erika Erotika.

dancingandflying
09-12-2006, 05:03 AM
2. mom? we were all out of toliet paper and all i could find to use was your wedding picture.
dancingandflying

persiphone_hellecat
09-12-2006, 07:21 AM
3. Mom? Dad? Did you see that movie Brokeback Mountain? Well ... I'm thinking about becoming a ... cowboy.

dancingandflying
09-13-2006, 02:36 AM
4. dad? i started my period. :whisper: if you have a dad like mine :end whisper:

persiphone_hellecat
09-13-2006, 04:32 AM
5. Dad? Im at the police station - can you come bail me out?

dancingandflying
09-13-2006, 05:37 AM
6. mom? i'm dropping out of highschool to run away with my boyfriend. sorry you wasted 10,000 dollars for my tuition this year.

eldragon
09-13-2006, 05:42 AM
7. **** you Mother! (Or father.)

persiphone_hellecat
09-13-2006, 07:20 AM
8. Mom? While you're out, can you pick up my birth control pills at the drug store?

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 04:57 AM
9. Mom, dad has been seeing a rent boy.

persiphone_hellecat
09-14-2006, 05:22 AM
10. Mom? Dad? Your only son has decided to become a ballroom dancer!!

Top Ten Scary Movies That Also Made You Laugh

1. Phantasm

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 05:23 AM
2. Blair Witch Project

persiphone_hellecat
09-14-2006, 05:24 AM
3. The Shining

dancingandflying
09-14-2006, 05:36 AM
4. snakes on a plane.

persiphone_hellecat
09-14-2006, 06:20 AM
5. The Ring

jbal
09-14-2006, 06:28 AM
6. CHUD
one of my all time favorites

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 01:04 PM
7. Friday the 13th

eldragon
09-14-2006, 05:07 PM
2. The Exorcist.


Sure, it scared the crap out of me when I was 16, but at 42 - I just laughed.

littlewriter
09-14-2006, 05:26 PM
9. alien

persiphone_hellecat
09-15-2006, 12:00 AM
10. Creature from the Black Lagoon

Top Ten Books You Could Read Again And Again (And their authors)

1. Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut

maddythemad
09-15-2006, 12:01 AM
2. Harry Potter

DeborahM
09-15-2006, 12:06 AM
The Old Man and the Sea...Ernest Hemingway

persiphone_hellecat
09-15-2006, 12:08 AM
4. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald

dancingandflying
09-16-2006, 04:08 AM
5. life of pi by yann martel

persiphone_hellecat
09-16-2006, 04:47 AM
6. Don Quixote Cervantes

dancingandflying
09-16-2006, 08:17 AM
7. the da vinci code.

Loria Amnekia
09-17-2006, 10:43 AM
Cell-Stephen King

persiphone_hellecat
09-18-2006, 08:26 AM
9. Catcher in the Rye - JD Sallinger

dancingandflying
09-18-2006, 05:41 PM
10. the lovely bones


the top ten favorite desserts.
1. brownies with vanilla ice cream.

kristie911
09-18-2006, 05:48 PM
2: cheesecake!

janetbellinger
09-18-2006, 10:14 PM
3. fresh, local ripe strawberries with French vanilla ice cream.

eldragon
09-18-2006, 10:27 PM
4. Tiramasu and coffee.

persiphone_hellecat
09-18-2006, 10:45 PM
5. Peche Charie - a dessert created specially for me by my chef brother ... recipe on request.

Patricia
09-18-2006, 11:38 PM
Anything from the delectable dessert tray at L'Olivier in San Francisco.

persiphone_hellecat
09-19-2006, 02:38 AM
7. Sacher torte

Mandy-Jane
09-19-2006, 05:04 AM
8. Sticky Date Pudding

eldragon
09-19-2006, 05:46 AM
9. chocolate mousse.

persiphone_hellecat
09-19-2006, 07:43 AM
10. Creme Brulee

Top ten things people say when watching a wedding.

1. The bride looks pregnant. Did they have to get married?

eldragon
09-19-2006, 05:17 PM
2. I can't believe she's wearing white!

PattiTheWicked
09-19-2006, 06:05 PM
3. If she hears what happened at the bachelor party, he's history.

eldragon
09-19-2006, 08:04 PM
4. "I'll give it a year."

janetbellinger
09-20-2006, 04:20 AM
Stop the wedding. I have an objection.

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2006, 04:43 AM
6. Will there be an open bar at the reception?

poetinahat
09-20-2006, 04:59 AM
7. "If they keep the sermon short, I can still get home in time to watch the game..."

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2006, 05:09 AM
8. Who picked out those horrid bridesmaid dresses?

eldragon
09-20-2006, 05:12 AM
9. He/she could've done better.

poetinahat
09-20-2006, 05:21 AM
10. "Maybe now she'll quit calling me to complain about her new boyfriend."

Top ten inappropriate places to take a first date:

1. Sales office, cemetery - to discuss family plots.

P.H.Delarran
09-20-2006, 05:59 AM
2. to a BSDM club.

persiphone_hellecat
09-20-2006, 07:06 AM
3. To your trial.

aadams73
09-20-2006, 03:40 PM
4. To your wedding

PattiTheWicked
09-20-2006, 03:48 PM
5. To watch your ex boyfriend compete in the Man of Steel Challenge

RainbowDragon
09-20-2006, 09:21 PM
6. To a cyber-cafe to see if you got any PMs on Absolute Write.

eldragon
09-20-2006, 09:30 PM
7. To a porno theatre.

aadams73
09-20-2006, 10:17 PM
8. To get your back waxed.

jbal
09-20-2006, 10:21 PM
9. Monster truck rally

persiphone_hellecat
09-20-2006, 11:39 PM
10. Home to meet your wife and kids.

Top ten things you couldnt live without on a desert island

1. The laptop

eldragon
09-21-2006, 12:11 AM
2. Drinking water.


(I really couldn't....................)

littlewriter
09-21-2006, 02:19 AM
3. Wilson

persiphone_hellecat
09-21-2006, 02:57 AM
4. Books - lots of them

aadams73
09-21-2006, 03:14 AM
5. Sunscreen

Mandy-Jane
09-21-2006, 03:15 AM
6. Tea bags and hot water (I love tea!)

Wordworm
09-21-2006, 03:21 AM
7. A feather pillow.

eldragon
09-21-2006, 03:32 AM
8. COFFEE and creamer. (And a way to hold water and heat it ..........etc.)

aadams73
09-21-2006, 03:59 AM
9. A cabana boy.

persiphone_hellecat
09-21-2006, 04:02 AM
10. Hershey's kisses

eldragon
09-21-2006, 04:59 AM
UH ..............it's your turn again P.H ....................

persiphone_hellecat
09-21-2006, 06:16 AM
Top ten worst excuses given to a telephone bill collector

1. The check is in the mail

littlewriter
09-21-2006, 11:54 AM
2. None, just hang up the phone and pretend you can't hear them.... or don't speak english.

aadams73
09-21-2006, 01:11 PM
3. The dog ate your check.

janetbellinger
09-21-2006, 07:31 PM
4. You already paid it on the Internet.

littlewriter
09-21-2006, 08:26 PM
5. Pretend you are a dective answering the phone and the person they are looking for has unfortunately been savaged alive by rabid dogs.

persiphone_hellecat
09-22-2006, 08:49 AM
6. Quietly explain that if everyone paid their bills on time, bill collectors would be out of work - so you are just helping to keep the unemployment rate down.

P.H.Delarran
09-22-2006, 09:25 AM
7. answwer the phone with the name of the company calling, and they will hang up. (a benefit of caller i.d.)

persiphone_hellecat
09-22-2006, 10:45 AM
8. Curse loudly and say That @!$#%$#^ ex husband of mine opened another credit card in my name? I am gonna %$#%$#%$# kill that $#$#^$&&

eldragon
09-22-2006, 04:54 PM
9. Try to sell them something : like a magazine subscription and don't take no for an answer.

eldragon
09-22-2006, 04:55 PM
10. Tell them the person they are calling for is dead.




Name ten things you see other shoppers in the store do - that make you crazy!



1. CHECK THE EGG CARTON FOR BROKEN EGGS!

(In my entire life - I have never checked - and have never ended up with a single broken egg!)

aadams73
09-22-2006, 05:07 PM
2. give their kids food then leave the empty wrappers on some miscellaneous shelf. THAT'S STEALING!

eldragon
09-22-2006, 11:52 PM
3. When you have been waiting in line forever and they open a new check-out lane and say "next in line please!" and someone behind you races over there first.

janetbellinger
09-22-2006, 11:55 PM
Go to the 8 items or less checkout with a heaping cartful of about a thousand groceries.

MidnightMuse
09-23-2006, 12:51 AM
5) Using those annoying carts shaped like cars, about the size of my VW Beetle, packing the kids in it, then leaving it and them sitting in the center of the isle you want to get through. (and calling you a b*t*h when you say "excuse me, please")

janetbellinger
09-23-2006, 01:08 AM
6) banging into your heels with their carts. That really hurts.

eldragon
09-23-2006, 01:43 AM
7. When someone goes into the trance state - staring endlessly into the exact freezer you just want to grab your item from.

persiphone_hellecat
09-23-2006, 02:45 AM
8. Squeeze the melons ... or the Charmin ... or anything else in the store for that matter.

janetbellinger
09-23-2006, 03:45 AM
But how are you supposed to choose melons without squeezing them first? And how are you supposed to properly enjoy the zen of supermarket shopping without going into a trance in front of the frozen foods? Actually I usually do it by the vegetable counter, where the store employee comes with the hose to spray them.

9. People who chew their gum with their mouths open.

persiphone_hellecat
09-23-2006, 03:52 AM
10. People who ask for price checks in the dollar store.

Top ten things you should never say to your girlfriend's father EVER!!

1. Does her mother do that thing with her toes, too?

eldragon
09-23-2006, 06:50 AM
2. I don't believe in condoms.

persiphone_hellecat
09-23-2006, 06:56 AM
3. I drive a van.

janetbellinger
09-24-2006, 01:43 AM
4. I don't know what I want to do with my life.

aadams73
09-24-2006, 01:53 AM
5. Did you teach her to do that?

eldragon
09-24-2006, 02:26 AM
6. My kids need a new mommy.

TrainofThought
09-24-2006, 03:19 AM
7. When she gets old I hope she looks as good as your wife.

persiphone_hellecat
09-24-2006, 05:38 AM
8. I got this tattoo in prison.

Storyteller5
09-24-2006, 05:54 AM
9. Your daughter is so understanding about my wife.

eldragon
09-24-2006, 06:38 AM
10 Finally someone who follows orders!


The ten worst things to give to kids on Halloween:


1. Smarties. (cheap.)

persiphone_hellecat
09-24-2006, 07:29 AM
2. Mary Janes (rots the teeth faster than you can say "orthodontist")

TrainofThought
09-24-2006, 07:42 AM
3. Chili

persiphone_hellecat
09-24-2006, 09:04 AM
4. Condoms

Mom'sWrite
09-24-2006, 09:10 AM
5. Voting materials

aadams73
09-24-2006, 03:13 PM
6. marital aids.

eldragon
09-24-2006, 05:35 PM
7. Apples with razor blades.

Wordworm
09-24-2006, 07:50 PM
8. Bullets

aadams73
09-24-2006, 08:33 PM
9. tampons

Unique
09-24-2006, 08:45 PM
10. Ex-Lax


The Top Ten Ways to Drive Your Kids Crazy:


1. Hide their favorite toys.

eldragon
09-24-2006, 09:21 PM
2. Make them wear clothes you pick out.

aadams73
09-25-2006, 02:05 AM
3. Start every sentence with "When I was your age..."

jbal
09-25-2006, 02:32 AM
4. strobing night light

Mom'sWrite
09-25-2006, 03:06 AM
Passionately neck with your spouse in front of them

Mandy-Jane
09-25-2006, 04:08 AM
6. Start singing the words to a song that's just be re-released and tell them you knew it years ago.

persiphone_hellecat
09-25-2006, 05:41 AM
7. Whenever they ask you to drive them places, dress in funny clothes and hats and act goofy.

P.H.Delarran
09-25-2006, 05:52 AM
8. add yourself to their Myspace friend's list.

persiphone_hellecat
09-25-2006, 05:57 AM
9. Borrow their laptop and when their friends start IMing - answer them.

P.H.Delarran
09-25-2006, 06:09 AM
10. use their cell phones as chore/behavior leverage.


top ten things to do before you die.

persiphone_hellecat
09-25-2006, 09:47 AM
1. Visit Paris

Mandy-Jane
09-25-2006, 09:55 AM
2. Write that play that's been in my drawer for 15 years.

persiphone_hellecat
09-25-2006, 10:02 AM
3. Breathe

P.H.Delarran
09-25-2006, 06:23 PM
4. take a hot air balloon ride

aadams73
09-25-2006, 08:11 PM
5. Spend a summer in an Italian villa.

Mom'sWrite
09-25-2006, 08:34 PM
Give away $10 million

persiphone_hellecat
09-25-2006, 09:17 PM
7. Publish

Storyteller5
09-25-2006, 10:05 PM
8. See a great piece of art

janetbellinger
09-25-2006, 10:25 PM
9. Get paid for my writing

Soccer Mom
09-25-2006, 11:58 PM
10. Become a grandmother

persiphone_hellecat
09-26-2006, 12:26 AM
Your choice, Grandma, I mean Soccer Mom...

persiphone_hellecat
09-26-2006, 08:01 AM
OKAY ... no response from Soccer Mom so I will take over ...

Top ten things you should NEVER say to a woman when she has PMS (unless you wanna die)

1. Yes, in fact, that dress does make your a$$ look fat.

aadams73
09-26-2006, 02:03 PM
2. Hey, that's my chocolate, whale girl!

Mom'sWrite
09-26-2006, 07:53 PM
Didn't I tell you? I invited all the guys over poker, so you need to make those sandwiches that I like and we're almost out of beer, you'll have to run out and get some more. And don't forget the pork rinds!

persiphone_hellecat
09-27-2006, 03:08 AM
4. No, Mama Cass, the dryer did NOT shrink your jeans. It's the size of the thighs that dont fit the Levi's -- get it?

sacredmime
09-27-2006, 03:38 AM
5. Anything.

Mom'sWrite
09-27-2006, 04:04 AM
6. Wow, talk about coincidences. I ran into my ex-fiancee today and she's looks, wow, way better than I remember. Way better.

threedogpeople
09-27-2006, 04:35 AM
7. I used our house down payment to buy a $50,000 Harley.

persiphone_hellecat
09-27-2006, 06:41 AM
8. Honey, I was thinking about going to the beach today. Can you still fit into that red thong suit you used to wear?

BottomlessCup
09-27-2006, 06:56 AM
9. Well. Somebody must be on the rag.

persiphone_hellecat
09-27-2006, 08:33 AM
10. Hey honey, wanna hear a good joke? How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're gonna love this. The guys at work died laughing.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.

They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find a new light bulb despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES Of GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

dclary
09-27-2006, 09:51 AM
When you're off the rag, can you start the new topic?

persiphone_hellecat
09-27-2006, 09:59 AM
If you only knew Clary LMAO

Top ten things women do for men that they do not deserve.

1. Sex

Mandy-Jane
09-27-2006, 10:01 AM
2. Foot massage

persiphone_hellecat
09-27-2006, 10:12 AM
3. Cook - there ARE restaurants - they CAN put clothes on and eat out sometimes - duh!

aadams73
09-27-2006, 02:02 PM
4. Listen (because when do they ever listen to us?)

janetbellinger
09-27-2006, 06:51 PM
5. nag

P.H.Delarran
09-27-2006, 06:53 PM
6. pop their back blackheads

aadams73
09-27-2006, 07:11 PM
7. ironing

Mom'sWrite
09-27-2006, 09:00 PM
8. make sure they aren't going outside in a fashionably offensive state.

jbal
09-28-2006, 01:56 AM
9.NOTHING!

Mandy-Jane
09-28-2006, 03:24 AM
10. Pick up their dirty clothes as they pile up in a corner of the bedroom.


Top ten things you say when you have a hangover:

1. I'm NEVER going to drink that much again!

aadams73
09-28-2006, 03:36 AM
2. Kill me...now.

janetbellinger
09-28-2006, 05:14 AM
Where's the ES Tylenol?

persiphone_hellecat
09-28-2006, 06:16 AM
4. Can I borrow your nailclipper please? Sorry I thought you said hangnail

aadams73
09-28-2006, 01:01 PM
5. Bright light! Bright light!

Mandy-Jane
09-29-2006, 02:11 AM
6. Give me that water and feed it to me intravenously.

Mandy-Jane
09-29-2006, 02:12 AM
7. Make it go away, please.

aadams73
09-29-2006, 02:56 AM
8. Be vewy vewy qwiet...

janetbellinger
09-29-2006, 04:24 AM
Where's the concealer cream?

persiphone_hellecat
09-29-2006, 05:08 AM
10. Can somebody make me a bloody mary - extra horseradish?

Top ten Halloween costumes for this year

1. Stephen Colbert

jbal
09-29-2006, 07:39 PM
2. Dick Cheney

eek!

persiphone_hellecat
09-29-2006, 09:57 PM
It should be Dick Cheney as Elmer Fudd LOL

3. Condolezza Rice (including fake teeth)

eldragon
09-29-2006, 10:41 PM
4. ELMO X.

Oh, that's the Christmas toy or - you'll also be the hottest toy this Christmas.

aadams73
09-29-2006, 10:50 PM
5. Janet Jackson--you can reuse the Michael Jackson mask you wore five years ago.

persiphone_hellecat
09-29-2006, 10:57 PM
6. Dr Phil - very popular with the kiddies

Storyteller5
09-29-2006, 11:53 PM
7. Batman, because Batman is always popular! :)

jbal
09-30-2006, 03:27 AM
8. That Karr- fake Jonbenet Ramsey guy.

persiphone_hellecat
09-30-2006, 03:30 AM
ewwwww

9. Barney Google

jbal
09-30-2006, 04:21 AM
10. The Geico gecko.

I'm going to leave it open for a new list if that's ok.

jbal
09-30-2006, 07:48 PM
Ok, sorry to leave you hanging, I was out of time last night.
Top ten favorite made-up words:

1. Hierarcheology

eldragon
09-30-2006, 10:17 PM
2. SCRUMPulescent.


(The first 6 letters are always capitalized.)

Mom'sWrite
09-30-2006, 10:23 PM
3. googled (I wish I could be so famous that I become a verb)

aadams73
09-30-2006, 10:24 PM
4. Yummaliscious

san_remo_ave
09-30-2006, 10:34 PM
5. Superkalafragalisticexpealidocious

...or however it's spelled.

jbal
09-30-2006, 10:47 PM
6. sadochistic

aadams73
10-01-2006, 12:15 AM
7. Tump

As in, the truck tumped over as it turned the bend.

brianm
10-01-2006, 12:24 AM
8. Ideer (as in... "I have an ideer.")

jbal
10-01-2006, 01:37 AM
8. reflenthesis

Now that I think about it, all words were made up at some pint or other.

brianm
10-01-2006, 02:25 AM
9. Criticusprehensus

ancient - prehistoric man recognizable by its large mouth and long, curved tail.

modern useage - a critic who grasps what the author is saying.

janetbellinger
10-04-2006, 08:36 PM
10. srumbled - as in all scrumbled up.

Ten top excuses for not shaving your legs (women only.)

1. I just had surgery and I'll pull a stitch if I bend over to shave.

Storyteller5
10-04-2006, 09:22 PM
2. I'm not wearing shorts or a dress or anything where someone will see my legs.

Mandy-Jane
10-05-2006, 04:33 AM
3. The hair on my legs keeps them warm.

brianm
10-05-2006, 07:39 AM
4. I'm going to Italy next month and I don't want to look like a tourist.

(I was showing AW to a lady friend of mine and she wrote this. Honest. Really she did. :D )

P.H.Delarran
10-05-2006, 08:49 AM
5.I've taken a vow of abstinence and hairy legs begets willpower.

Mandy-Jane
10-05-2006, 09:41 AM
6. What's wrong with mohair pantyhose?

janetbellinger
10-06-2006, 05:45 AM
6. I'm practising to be a porcupine

KimJo
10-06-2006, 04:49 PM
7. My daughter used my razor to shave her Barbies' heads.

Mandy-Jane
10-20-2006, 03:46 AM
8. I'm an inmate in a high security prison for the criminally insane, and they've taken all sharp objects away from me.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-20-2006, 04:14 AM
9. I'm saving up so I can braid it.

janetbellinger
10-20-2006, 04:26 AM
10. It covers up the name I had tattooed a long time ago.

Soccer Mom
11-29-2006, 01:02 AM
Time to start a new list! We've been neglecting this!

Top Ten Sexy Words (that have nothing to do with sex)

1. Succulent

Mom'sWrite
11-29-2006, 01:04 AM
(How's nano coming SM?)
2. pulsating

Soccer Mom
11-29-2006, 01:06 AM
(I won! Yay!)

3. exquisite

MajorDrums
11-29-2006, 04:05 AM
4. Absolutely

Soccer Mom
11-29-2006, 05:49 AM
5. Luxurious

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 07:02 AM
Vivacious

P.H.Delarran
12-01-2006, 07:29 AM
7. whisper

Mom'sWrite
12-01-2006, 07:33 AM
passionate

poetinahat
12-01-2006, 07:42 AM
Now that I think about it, all words were made up at some pint or other.
Whoa, Steven Wright moment! Reminds me of a joke he used when I saw him:

"So, the cops told me to put down the rifle. But I didn't. I mean, how do I know whether they're cops, or just guys dressed as cops?

Come to think of it, that's all cops are anyway."

Now, back to your list:

9. pungent

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 07:48 AM
9. pungentThat's not sexy.
10. bodacious

Soccer Mom
12-01-2006, 08:05 AM
Okay, top ten foods that are also colors:

1. Eggplant

P.H.Delarran
12-01-2006, 08:07 AM
2. orange

Soccer Mom
12-01-2006, 08:10 AM
3. mustard

P.H.Delarran
12-01-2006, 08:16 AM
4. oatmeal

poetinahat
12-01-2006, 08:16 AM
That's not sexy.

It totally sounds sexy, if you forget the meaning. That was the idea, wasn't it?

5. chocolate

Riddler
12-01-2006, 08:26 AM
peach

P.H.Delarran
12-01-2006, 08:27 AM
7. plum

BottomlessCup
12-01-2006, 08:53 AM
8.Mocha

P.H.Delarran
12-01-2006, 08:58 AM
9. Cherry

Mandy-Jane
12-01-2006, 09:42 AM
10. Caramel

I can't think of another topic at the moment....

PattiTheWicked
12-01-2006, 05:36 PM
Gah! Don't leave us hanging, MandyJane!

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 08:07 PM
Top ten worst Christmas gifts

1. Parachute pants

PattiTheWicked
12-01-2006, 08:09 PM
2. Chia pets

TrainofThought
12-01-2006, 08:26 PM
3. Fruit cake

janetbellinger
12-04-2006, 07:22 AM
3. anything practical

truelyana
12-04-2006, 04:51 PM
4. Incorrect size in Underwear

Mandy-Jane
12-05-2006, 02:15 AM
5. Nativity scene figurines.

janetbellinger
12-05-2006, 04:48 AM
6. anything that cost too much. it makes me feel terrible

truelyana
12-05-2006, 05:26 PM
7. Tons of gifts from just one person

janetbellinger
12-11-2006, 05:36 AM
Really cheap chocolates my husband and I once gave to all the neighbours when we were newlyweds

Spirit_Fire
12-11-2006, 05:29 PM
9. The second or third book in a series (ok, not that bad, but you have to go out and buy the first before you can read it).

Fingers
12-12-2006, 12:52 AM
10. A picture of your parents. (yes, I actually got this one)

Your Favorite outdoor activity

Fishing for steelhead.

janetbellinger
12-12-2006, 02:08 AM
Walking the dog

eldragon
12-12-2006, 02:29 AM
3. snow skiing.

ritinrider
12-12-2006, 04:00 AM
4. riding the four-wheeler

eldragon
12-12-2006, 04:05 AM
5. birdwatching.

Mom'sWrite
12-12-2006, 04:08 AM
6. naked gardening

janetbellinger
12-12-2006, 05:09 PM
Other naked outdoor activities with SO

MajorDrums
12-12-2006, 06:21 PM
8. Cycling

amf
12-12-2006, 08:37 PM
9. beach with the kids

Spirit_Fire
12-13-2006, 03:44 PM
10. Barbeque!

The best place to sit and write:

1. The Royal Botanic Gardens.

Mandy-Jane
12-13-2006, 03:58 PM
2. My desk!

rosethorne
12-13-2006, 07:09 PM
3. My gazebo in the woods.

Spirit_Fire
12-13-2006, 07:35 PM
4. In a sailboat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. :e2steer:

(not that I've ever tried this)

eldragon
12-14-2006, 12:44 AM
5. On your lunchbreak. :)

MHanlon
12-14-2006, 12:47 AM
6. In a bar

PattiTheWicked
12-14-2006, 02:28 AM
7. In a cabin in the mountains.

DreamWorks
12-17-2006, 09:01 AM
In the gym

Mom'sWrite
12-17-2006, 10:34 AM
9.On an airplane (it's way better than listening to the quadruple-divorced guy with the giant diamond pinky ring next to you talk about how cool he is.)

DreamWorks
12-17-2006, 03:16 PM
YAY! 10. With my cat

top 10 things you would be doing if you could choose any career you want (and it can't be writer!)

Mandy-Jane
12-17-2006, 03:18 PM
1. Historian

janetbellinger
12-17-2006, 08:20 PM
2. Actor

eldragon
12-17-2006, 08:48 PM
3. Paris Hilton's accountant.

Unique
12-17-2006, 08:54 PM
4) Microbiologist at the CDC

PattiTheWicked
12-17-2006, 09:11 PM
5. Archeologist.

Mom'sWrite
12-17-2006, 09:24 PM
Administrative head of the Gates Foundation

DreamWorks
12-17-2006, 10:35 PM
Singer

Beyondian
12-17-2006, 11:43 PM
8) Set Design/ Costume Design for films

eldragon
12-18-2006, 04:19 AM
9. Johnny Depps slave.

TrainofThought
12-18-2006, 06:22 AM
10. Rock Star

Top 10 things not to have on a tombstone (burial monument)

1. I see you

DreamWorks
12-19-2006, 03:10 AM
hahahaha! good one, train of thought!

"I'm sorry for having taken up so much of your time"

TrainofThought
12-19-2006, 07:07 AM
3. just park it here.

DreamWorks
12-19-2006, 01:47 PM
4. This is all your fault. you know who you are

TrainofThought
12-19-2006, 09:09 PM
5. Stop looking down, I'm right behind you.

janetbellinger
12-19-2006, 11:55 PM
Things are pretty dead around here.