SC Harrison said:Rectal harmonics combined with variable sphincter distortion, delivered in an analog format. That almost makes sense.
"You're right, Mom! I can play an instrument! Yay!"
storygirl said:You know what I've always wondered, why do babies flash the cutest, biggest smiles when they pass gas?
Was it once a joyful experience that we somehow, uh, deflated all the fun out of along the way?
I'm too old to remember but if I smell one, I'll be back to explain the subtle differences.GPatten said:I don't know.
KTC said:Why do some farts make a noise, while others remain silent?
One can sometimes create something else, too. Stay away from me, Fizz.NeuroFizz said:In fact, one can sometimes create that bass-to-tenor shift by giving a little push.
Oh no, you can enjoy it all you want. That doesn't mean others will enjoy your decompression. Heck, if it is that fun, you can write a song about it. I once made up a very stupid skit about Mary Poppins teaching children, through song of course, about passing gas. See, this is why I should not have idle time.Shadow_Ferret said:Um. You mean I'm not supposed to enjoy it?
Do some farts make a noise, while others remain silent?