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Hey, Cass, here's to a surprisingly good year ahead, full of happy things.

Happy Birthday, my friend.
 

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Sending Birthday Wishes, Cass. Especially hoping this year will end better for you than the last one did. :)
 

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Dear Cass,

It's been a while since I've written to you, so naturally, this message had to be in Courier font.

Happy birthday.

Blurves,
Haggis


 

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Thank you so much, everyone!
 

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Do we get to see a picture of the black gunk?
 

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Dear Cass,

Since Haggis already stole the Courier Font I am forced to write to you in a different font that is special though not quite as special as courier font as you well know given you enjoy employing it for your founces that are the envy of all except for when you forget to mention Haskins and stuff but I know you are secretly leaving some room for improvement at the height of founcedom so that we can all aspire to such glorious founcing and the burning down of the cabbie when you and Angie finally do away with the battereh though I do not think that will happen now given the esteem unto which he is held by our chief but I digress in discussing the battereh when in truth this is your special day and I hope you are spending it enjoying the outdoors on your hopefully healed foot though I know you are certainly not doing it with open toe booties and dawg forbid tights because who would wear tights with open toe booties even if they were sparkly tights and she thought they looked very cute with the booties and is now extremely miffed and is contemplating founcing on your birthday in honor of your own grandiose founcing techniques because

Sincerely,

Winks

P.S. With sincerity, I hope you have a wonderful day, a wonderful year ahead, and thank you/curse you for introducing me to the darker depths of AW, along with the wonderful sounds of The Bad Plus. You're a good egg. Even if you are a lawyer. :)

A Prehensile Dream in Honor of You


 

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OoOOooh, is it really your birthday or is this like the Rob thing? Well, on the chance it's real, Ziggy sniffs you a Very Happy Birthday because. as an astute chap, he knows a REAL dog-lover when he smells one!

Hope your day was fabuloso!:snoopy:
 

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Happy Anniversary of your Birth!

May it be filled with flounces and confetti - because who doesn't like confetti - except maybe the person left with cleaning it up, but it's your birthday, so that person shouldn't be you.

:Cake: :cape:
 

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Do we get to see a picture of the black gunk?

Certainly. But you'll have to wait. Next time, I'm going to smear my entire naked body in the black gunk, and then take a selfie. In for a penny, in for a pound.

And I'll have the brightest, clearest buttock pores on AW!

(Yeah, so I had a couple of bourbons. Sue me. It's my birthday.)
 

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Happy Birthday, Cassandra! And may you enjoy the coming year more than you'd ever even imagined!
 

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Certainly. But you'll have to wait. Next time, I'm going to smear my entire naked body in the black gunk, and then take a selfie. In for a penny, in for a pound.

And I'll have the brightest, clearest buttock pores on AW!

(Yeah, so I had a couple of bourbons. Sue me. It's my birthday.)

Your new nickname is Bright Buttock Pores.

Hope you like it.
 

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*yawn*

Whatever.



































:D Hope you had a good one, ng!
 

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*in honor of Cass'seszeszz birthday, belatedly disembowels cray, chops all his limbs off with a dull ax, sets him on fire, then slaps him*

We all know he'll be back for more, but hey, it can be the gift that keeps on giving..
 

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Happy birthday, Cass. Hope it was great. Sorry I'm a bit late but have to use the conference computer! Here's lots o' :Cake:s :Cake:s :Cake:s :Cake:s :Cake:s :Cake:s to continue celebrating. :)