Do we get to see a picture of the black gunk?
Certainly. But you'll have to wait. Next time, I'm going to smear my entire naked body in the black gunk, and then take a selfie. In for a penny, in for a pound.
And I'll have the brightest, clearest buttock pores on AW!
(Yeah, so I had a couple of bourbons. Sue me. It's my birthday.)