Yes, but recent scientific research proves that The Great Gazoo, Marvin the Martian, and The Purple People Eater actually visited Earth for a while. Probably a few other aliens, too.
The aliens are disgusted with us. The anal probes were attempts to communicate (that's where most species keep their brains). So when they used the probes, they discovered that we apparently really do have shit for brains.
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