America, please keep these people at home...

I just can't even.

The thought of being a scabbard for a man's penis. I have this image of walking around, literally joined at the hips all day and night, so that the delicate member can be housed properly. I mean, can't they just use a jock strap, and if it gets cold, couldn't they make some kind of soft, absorbent penis cuff for it?

Or maybe a penis house. Maybe a bit like a bird house, or perhaps like a naked mole rat lair.

Runs away giggling.

Whatever happened to willy warmers?

Roxxsmom said:

The thought of being a scabbard for a man's penis. I have this image of walking around, literally joined at the hips all day and night, so that the delicate member can be housed properly. I mean, can't they just use a jock strap, and if it gets cold, couldn't they make some kind of soft, absorbent penis cuff for it?

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This comes to mind.

Seems like an awkward way of being...

Detachable Penis (probably not work safe)

Words. Fail. Me.

If ever there was an argument against freedom of speech ...

As the proud owner of a penis, I feel just as insulted as the half of the population who are now relegated to real estate duties. Because if a woman is the house for a man's penis, then a man is nothing more than a pair of legs and a body to support a penis. I've got a houser in my trouser if you have got a home in your panty hose.

I like to see both sides of an argument, but in this case I am really struggling.

Keep them at home? Ha. We laid a trail of floating Reese's Pieces all the way to Australia. Now we are nailing the back door shut--s6

Oh, this guy. I remembered he had to resign from his megachurch (from both links) and this:

[His} book became a New York Times best seller. But not without controversy. Driscoll came under fire when it was discovered his church had paid $25,000 to a marketing company. The company bought a bunch of books — making it appear as if they were individual purchases — to push the book into best-seller status, according to an article in Christianity Today.

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It's a book about love and marriage, of course. His "penis house" comments shouldn't surprise anyone. They seem consistent with what I'm reading about him.

He also caught a lot of heat for plagiarizing. He's said a lot of stupid things, a lot of obnoxious things. Okay.

But some church in Australia invited him. From the story in the OP:

Brian Houston, Hillsong's founder, stressed that Mr Driscoll had been invited along before he resigned from Mars Hill Church, and would not be giving a lecture.
"Rather than having Mark preach or teach, I am excited about interviewing Mark and his wife, Grace, from our main platform during our Hillsong Conference 2015," he wrote in a statement released in March.
"Mark has been candid about mistakes he has made, and if we can, through our conference, help others through his life experiences, we think that will prove valuable."

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That may be an attempt at damage control after things really fell apart for Driscoll, I don't know. Regardless, I don't think trying to get him barred from entering the country under these circumstances is particularly wise.

Oh, yeah. I remember him by the best seller controversy. What a penis 'just a lookin' for a home'. (line is from the Boll Weevil song in case the folks from Australia don't know it. That sooky lala/ boofhead post made me realize the value of an Aussie/Yank dictionary.) --s6

I'd be first in line to buy a Aussie/Yank dictionary.

You guys invited him. We honestly would not be offended if you chose to keep him.

Rats. You saw through our one-way, unilateral exchange program plot....

Seriously, though, Driscoll is a disgusting human being.

See? Here's a unique storage option for penis-- - wait, what is the plural of penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgPcwLTMWo

I was going to complain about some of the other US citizens that ended up over here -- anti-vaxxer Meryl Dorey, for one. But then I remembered that Ken Ham and Rupert Murdoch went the other way, so it still seems as if we're ahead. (I'm not sure where Mel Gibson fits, since he starred in some excellent Aussie movies, before heading back to his native land to be a boofhead.)

But you guys have Tim Minchin. It's gonna take a lot of Pastor Driscoll types to tilt out of that happy fact.

Mel is definitely a peckerwood. --s6

mccardey said:

We do. And that always cheers me right up. What a lovely boy he is.

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He's wonderful.

Perks said:

See? Here's a unique storage option for penis-- - wait, what is the plural of penis?

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I believe plural would be peni, though spellcheck suggests penni.

Pony. said:

I believe plural would be peni, though spellcheck suggests penni.

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Never, hopefully, to be confused with penne which is good al dente with marinara sauce, whereas penni would be good in neither such circumstance, much less both. If fact, I'm sure there's a nightmare waiting to happen from that word bridge.

It's not penni. Penni is my cousin. Do not put that image in my head; family Christmas will be intolerable.