What is the most heinous creation of mankind?

Religion

That the word "heinous" always reminds me of Keanu Reeves (Ted) and Sean Penn (Spicolli) and his stoner buds.

Hype.

**** you, Weren, for voting for Orlando.

You're just jealous of him.

May I nuke the mimes with the pine tree air fresheners on them?

Anything, baby. As long as you're kissing me while you do it.

Where is "sex"?

(don't answer, I already paid)

Well, considering what deadline occurs next week, I'd say for us Americans. . . the Internal Revenue Code . . . although I was tempted to choose mimes.

Little Dora. Or maybe Barny. Spongebob is cool.

How come Orlando Bloom is on the list, but Haskins ain't?

I can't decide between Reality TV, the Teletubbies, or Orlando Bloom.

after much thought i have it down to 5 -

the orgasm
the look
consequence
time
speed

Nique Zoolio said:

the orgasm

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Wow. If that's the worst, then point me toward the best. I need to do a comparison.

i will find it shadow, and i will bring it forth, i promise you this

I wanted muptiple picks. So torn between nukes and mimes. What, no clowns?

if i'm right, clowns were not created by mankind.

to be a clown is not choice, it is destiny. or so said my uncle Bubbles the clown.

(please, no 'kids, who wants to blow bubbles?' jokes, or if you must whisper them to yourselves along with a public shudder if you please...)

Tv in general but especially:
- Reality TV
- Desperate Housewives
- American Idol
- Big Brother
- Spongebob squarepants
- RBD
- any mexican telenovela

Also:
- fish recipes
- fanatism
- dogmas
- smoking
- factories
- proyectile weapons (except bows)
- Pehe (see Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, mexican candidate for presidency)
- Hugo Chavez
- Hugo Sanchez
- David Beckham
- Orlando Bloom
- Brad Pitt
- Tom Cruise
- Hollywood stars in general
- Diets
- Dietetic products

.......... I could go on and on and on and on and on.

Polls!

I also noticed there was no selection for extra long-goopy nosehair, either.

DamaNegra's list reminded me:

liposuction [la la la, not seeing images, la la la, not looking, la la la.]

just ghastly.

Testosterone. Which is created by mankind, if you think about it.

I was going to go with "Orlando Bloom", until I saw the mimes, and thought about it for a minute.


So... next question: If Orlando Bloom was a mime, wearing pine fresheners, on a website, would it make you (as president) push the red button?

That would probably do it for me.