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JoeEkaitis
04-05-2006, 08:21 PM
. . .while I install more RAM in my Apple Mac mini.

[your turn]

Paint
04-06-2006, 01:35 AM
"These darn electronic pizza ovens...I said pepperoni!"

arrowqueen
04-06-2006, 01:52 AM
Once Ronald got Mother's knitting-machine set up, he was going to make himself a really funky tank-top.

tiny
04-06-2006, 01:57 AM
Frank's domino case was organized perfectly and the envy of the neighborhood.

rich
04-06-2006, 02:38 AM
On or about 1982 I purchased the first PC for the New York City Transit Authority. It had 64k ram, a hard drive consisting of 4 megs that was a separate unit outside of the cpr, a daisywheel printer, two floppy disk slots that held 64k of info each. Cost: twenty-six thousand bucks. True story.

Unique
04-06-2006, 05:03 AM
Awww, crap. It doesn't fit! Someone bring me a bigger hammer.

robeiae
04-06-2006, 05:11 AM
Drew knew something was wrong when he realized someone had replaced all the semen samples with small cubes of black plastic.

poetinahat
04-06-2006, 05:14 AM
"SCIENCE!"

PattiTheWicked
04-06-2006, 06:16 AM
Stay tuned while Bill Nye plays with an early version of Lite Brite!

brokenfingers
04-06-2006, 07:39 AM
With this final piece, the Homeostatic Anti Social Knowledge/Intellect Neuro Simulator (H.A.S.K.I.N.S.) will be online and fully functional! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!

poetinahat
04-06-2006, 07:43 AM
"You sunk my Battleship!"

trumancoyote
04-06-2006, 08:31 AM
Just shutup and do what you're told, Crushinator.

Yeshanu
04-06-2006, 05:49 PM
This is the very best computer in the entire world. Two of these babies ought to be sufficient to run the entire government of the United States!

Godfather
04-07-2006, 06:07 PM
who's the geek NOW?

Mac H.
04-08-2006, 08:59 AM
I'll just take this module out.

After all, 64 bits of memory should be enough for anyone ...

poetinahat
04-08-2006, 05:19 PM
AW Moderator's Manual, Chapter 6, Fig. 4-A: How to Ban a Subscriber

eldragon
04-08-2006, 07:22 PM
"I just have to replace this chip, and the president will say something intelligent."

threedogpeople
04-09-2006, 10:29 PM
But, Mom, he touched my erector set and messed it all up.